DEE DEE PEEL: Inducted June 16, 2003.

Posted 06/16/2003 08:49 AM by cmonks in Utter Wonder Hall Of Fame.

Dee.jpgNow on to the latest person to be enshrined into Utter Wonder's Hall of Fame: I give you Dee Dee Peel. Yes, that's her name, and no, I can't verify it or find out whether it was her given name or some nickname from college or prison. Regardless, her name scares me a bit. Dee Dee's, in general, throw me for a loop. Yes, gentle readers, I see a pattern developing here, too. Our previous inductee, Joe Goodwin, decked himself out in Star Trek clothing for his Hall of Fame pic, and that scared me a bit, as well. Trekkies and Dee Dee's scare me. Other than that I am a strong, brave, handsome man. Really. No lie. And just because Dee Dee's scare me a little please don't think that Dee's scare me because they don't. Dee Snider from the seminal rock group Twisted Sister doesn't scare me one bit. Neither did Dee from "What's Happening", in fact, I loved her. Hot naked love romp.

But enough about Dee's; it's Dee Dee's day. So let's do for Dee Dee Peel like we do for all Hall of Fame inductees: let's gaze at the brave and courageous face of our newest member. I see a great deal spunk in her. Why she seems to exude spunkiness and fun. I bet the mini-mart which it appears she operates is a spunky and fun place. I can go either way on mini-marts. Sometimes I find them fun, spunky places full of friendly, wacky characters; other times I fear them like I fear Trekkies and Dee Dee's. But not Dee Dee's mini-mart, no I reckon her place falls in the former rather than the latter. I hope so anyway because I can't imagine a more nightmarish setting than a mini-mart run by a Dee Dee. And if you added in a nearby Trekkie convention you might as well just kill me right then and there because I will soon die of fright anyway. Nude beautiful butt cakes.

I thank Dee Dee Peel, as I thank all of the previous and future inductees (that's right, there's more to come if you can believe it, so why not join in the fun: send me your photo, too). Their bravery and courage in allowing me the honor of displaying their photographs on Utter Wonder is humbling. It makes me realize that what I'm doing here day in and day out is really special. This website is touching people's lives in ways I never thought a little blog could. My heart is warm, my peeps and peepettes. Mon coeur est chaud. I will do my best to maintain the high-standards of this site that I now realize you expect day in and day out. I promise to keep making you proud to be a reader of Utter Wonder. Wet vibrating teenage booty.


This post is dedicated to the other people who died last week besides Gregory Peck and David Brinkley.







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