"What do you feel is the most important responsibility of wearing the Miss Universe crown?"

"If you could be one person in history who would you be and why?"

"Who would win a fight: a lion or a bear?"

"Don't you think it's kind of cheap that Miss Trinidad and Tobago gets to represent two places?"

"If you became Miss Universe and we should discover life on Uranus within the next year and they turn out to have their own Miss Universe, how would resolve who was the real Miss Universe?"

"Be honest: before tonight you never heard of the country of Mauritius either, right?"

"What would you say if I told you I'm not wearing any underwear?"

"Sometimes when I urinate it burns, is that bad?"

"Do you think the fact that Keith from 'Six Feet Under' is a Miss Universe judge has set his career back to community theater status?"

"You know how sometimes you get real depressed and stay in bed for days without bathing and only eating Mystic Mints, and the only thing that helps you snap out of it is watching hours and hours of hardcore pornography. Well, do you?"

"Of all the contestants in this pageant, which one do you think looks most like a man?"

"Mommy says I'm her little schmoobie. Am I your little schmoobie, too?"

"Are you as afraid of Miss Slovenia as I am?"

"The crisis in the Middle East is complex with worldwide ramifications. There seems to be no end in this cultural and ideological struggle. With that said, what is your favorite sexual position?"

"What would you do if I needed a lung transplant and you were the only donor that matched?"

"Are you afraid to speak English? Why don't you speak English? And why is your translator a guy? Are you sleeping with him? Yes, I know that's four questions. You don't have a problem with that, right?"

"What else do you think Sammy Sosa corks?"

"Word is that some contestants think you are a skank. Why are you so skanky?"

"Why haven't you left a comment on my blog?"

"You like pretzels?"

"Which of the former eastern block countries do you think has the silliest sounding name?"

"When I was twelve my older sister told me I was adopted. Of course I didn't believe her but ever since then I've been oddly attracted to her. Is that wrong?"

"Given the failing economic status of many third world countries, in what specific ways do you think the global market can help spread the world’s wealth to disadvantage nations? Ha-ha. Just kidding. What is your favorite thing about kitties?"

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