cliff notes for the february 2004 issue of redbook.

Posted 01/08/2004 08:11 AM by cmonks in > women who roar and the men who run from them.

communists!According to a University of California-Riverside study, guys who conquer the most chores around the house are extremely sexually attractive to their partners. (Pg. 22)

Your second chakra, located below your navel on your front and back, is the area of creativity (as well as sexuality). (Pg. 26)

Whoopi Goldberg is a big loser. (Pg. 29)

Use Valentine's Day as an excuse to buy cute panties. (Pg. 31)

The fourth way to boost your mind and body: reconsider your painkiller choices. (pg. 41)

Headaches suck. (Pg. 47)

Boost your energy instantly by brushing your skin. (Pg. 56)

Vivan Teo of New York City gets going in the morning by spritzing a facial mist of jasmine, ylang-ylang, and rose on her face. (pg. 56)

Do two sets of 25 glute kick-backs a day to get your fanny looking like J-Lo's. (pg. 58)

Code names are a safe and easy way for men to show affection. (pg. 69)

Before engaging in sex talk with your man, establish a comfort zone, such as words that are or aren't okay to say. (Pg. 72)

Create waves of pleasure by lightly pressing and stroking his perineum. (pg. 72)

The average American has some form of sex 132 times a year. (Pg. 74)

The three top things that make for great sex are a willingness to try anything, a sense of humor, and a large penis. (Pg. 74)

By all means let your man know just how hot your nookie session is going to be. (Pg. 78)

Sometimes "Honey, let's make love" is all a guy really needs to hear. (pg. 80)

Married authors Cathi Hanauer and Daniel Jones are often so exhausted that sex is the last thing on their mind. (Pg. 86)

Groping isn't just something that happens in Hollywood. (Pg. 104)

Football star Jason Sehorn thought is was "so cool" seeing his baby daughter for the first time. (Pg. 108)

A vibrant curve-hugging blouse is perfect for work and play. (Pg. 117)

Armpits are furry, stinky and itchy. (Pg. 126)

Why hide under layers when your bare skin can be so smooth? (Pg. 127)

Keep your young marriage hot by planting a tree or saving a stray dog. (Pg. 129)

Christina Applegate has really improved her eyebrows. (Pg. 131)

Delivering pizzas is the 5th most fatal job in the United States. (Pg. 135)

Men on reality shows are always angling for some hanky-panky. (Pg. 138)

Dogs provide lessons about life, including reproduction, birth, illness, death, and bereavement. (Pg. 158)

You're sticky and we're sorry. (Pg. 177)

Libra: assertive Mars in your house of sex gives you the confidence to share a between-the-sheet fantasy with your guy. (Pg. 182)

Dip, dip, hooray! (Pg. 185)


This post is dedicated to Rob.




Comments.

That woman on the magazine cover looks like she's looking at the snake with one eye and looking for the stick to hit it with with the other.

Posted by: Kat at 01/08/2004 12:01 PM

Thank you for making my marriage "hot" C monks! Me and the main babe planted a stray dog, then had a nookie session.

Posted by: Merdog at 01/08/2004 03:24 PM

Fifth most fatal job? Christ. Perhaps some cute panties will cheer me up.

Posted by: Rob at 01/08/2004 06:37 PM

Hiya Kat:
That woman is none other than former Law Order TV star, Angie Harmon. Show her some respect! She's a former TV star for christ sakes!

Hiya Merdog:
My pleasure. If just one couple plants a stray dog and follows that up with a nookie session then I can sleep at night knowing I've changed people's lives for the better. And for the sexier.

Hiya Rob:
They never fail to cheer me up. I just have trouble finding the right size for me.

Posted by: cmonks at 01/09/2004 08:18 AM





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