two guys with creative facial hair discuss condoleezza rice's upcoming testimony to the 9/11 commission.

Posted 03/31/2004 08:07 AM by cmonks in > two guys with creative facial hair.

This is Roy.I'm glad the White House finally saw the light and is allowing Dr. Rice to appear publicly before the 9/11 commission.

This is Gene.Me too.

RoyThe fact that she was giving interviews to the press, yet refusing to testify seemed a bit hypocritical.

GeneIndeed.

RoyI do think it's important that we hear her side of the story. Many have criticized the Bush Administration for being complacent during the months leading up to September 11, 2001.

GeneYes, I agree.

RoyIt will be interesting to see how she responds to Richard Clarke's claims that the White House was more invested in ousting Saddam Hussein than in going after Osama Bin-Laden.

GeneIt most certainly will.

RoySo, you have anything you'd like to add to the discussion?

GeneVery well said.

RoyHello? I asked you a question.

GeneOh…uh...you did?

RoyDo you know anything about this topic or are you just pretending that you do by agreeing with me about everything?

GeneNo, I have plenty to say about it.

RoyGood. I'm all ears.

GeneOkay, well…I think it's an important thing that is happening...um...here.

RoyYeah? What else?

GeneAnd it's important that we get all the...um...information so that we are able to...ah...understand what happened when it...um...happened...uh...importantly--

RoyOh, for godssakes! You have no idea what we're talking about do you?

Gene...

RoyWhy do I even bother with you anymore?

GeneHey, listen, I'm sorry. Didn't catch the news yesterday. Was watching American Idol. Then I had to wait like 45 minutes for my call to go through to vote. Go Jon Peter Lewis!

RoyI don't watch that show.

GeneThat doesn't surprise me.

RoyWhat's that suppose to mean?

GeneWell, your 'stache doesn't exactly announce that you're down with pop culture.

RoyYou’re crazy. My 'stache says I'm all about pop culture.

GeneOkay. Whatever.

RoyMy 'stache is hip and cool and unique. All the shorties love it.

GeneSure they do.

RoyI'd even bet that you don't know anybody with a 'stache as cutting edge as mine.

GeneWell, you'd bet wrong.

RoyWhat!?! No way! You don't know anybody with a 'stache cooler and hipper than mine.

GeneHave you seen Lester lately?

RoyLester? Lester couldn't grow a 'stache if his life depended on it.

GeneYou may want to check out Lester before you say anymore.

RoyThat's ridiculous!

This is the door.[Knock-knock]

This is Lester.Hey, guys. What's shakin'?

GeneHey, Lester.

Roy...

LesterYo, you see Jon Peter Lewis on AI last night? Kid was smokin'.

GeneDamn straight.

RoyI have to go.

GeneYou do?

RoyYes. Goodbye.

LesterCatch you later, man.

GeneSee ya.

LesterSo, was JPL kickin' it live or what last night?

GeneNo diggity. I voted for him like seven times.

LesterCool.

GeneYeah.

Lester...

Gene...

Lester...

GeneYou want to go get a burrito or something?

LesterSounds good.

GeneCool.


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Comments.

I think I have a new favorite entry. You really should get paid. Not by me, but somebody should pay you. I hate Bill O'Reilly. Can you make him look like a bigger fool than he does by himself? I might pay for that.

Posted by: Patti Freeman at 03/31/2004 02:29 PM

I think I have a new favorite entry. You really should get paid. Not by me, but somebody should pay you. I hate Bill O'Reilly. Can you make him look like a bigger fool than he does by himself? I might pay for that.

Posted by: Patti Freeman at 03/31/2004 02:30 PM

This little bit o'hilarity really deserves more than a double post (sincere as it is) and a viagra spam..

You really should be rich and famous.

"Hey, Lester"

Posted by: krix at 04/02/2004 01:23 PM

> This little bit o'hilarity really deserves more than a double post (sincere as it is) and a viagra spam..
> You really should be rich and famous.
>
> "Hey, Lester"

Dittto, likewise, and snap.
Also the "..." response --> Laughed louder again. May have upset the neighbours.

I hope you don't mind: I've linked this post in on my "Good Bits" list with the other half-dozen or so of my all-time stand-outs

cheers
Sal

Posted by: Saltation at 04/05/2004 11:07 AM





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