Hey.
Hey.
What's up?
Nothing. You?
Not much. Am hungry for some muffins.
Muffins are cool.
Yep, they are.
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So what's that there you're eating?
A muffin.
Cool. What kind?
Banana-Nut. Made it myself.
Really? Awesome.
Thanks.
So...
I'm not giving you any.
How come?
Whenever I give you some food, you never finish it.
I do?
Yep. It's a waste. Like remember that slice of meatloaf I gave you?
What about it?
You hardly touched it.
Sure I did.
No you didn't. It just sat in the living room for days.
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Well, I promise I that if you give me some of your muffin I'll eat it all.
I'm not giving you any of my muffin.
Okay. Whatever.
Besides, I'm almost finished.
No biggie. I'll live. Was only asking for a little piece, but you know, if you can't do it, fine.
Fine.
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Gary would give me a muffin.
Gary? No way. He doesn't even make muffins.
Oh, yes he does. They're awesome.
I don't believe you.
No lie, man. Gary is like really generous with his muffins, too.
He's never given me a muffin.
Go figure.
[Knock-knock]
Hey, guys!
Hey, Gary!
Who wants a muffin?
I do!
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Here you go, bro, take a couple. I love sharing my muffins with my peeps.
Oh, man, this is one tasty muffin, Gary!
Thanks, bro.
Could I try one?
No, I don't think so.
Why not?
Because I don't like you.
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Okay, gotta run. Later fellas!
Later, Gary. Thanks again for the muffin!
My pleasure, bro.
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Wow. Gary's muffin is, like, a revelation.
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Yum!
Why doesn't Gary like me?
What?
Gary said he didn't like me. Why?
Oh, he was just joking.
He was?
Sure. Gary is just like that. Always pulling people's legs.
Oh. Phew. For a second there I thought he really didn't like me.
Don't sweat it, man.
So you going to eat that other muffin Gary gave you?
Um...not sure.
You think I could have a bite?
No, that wouldn't be cool.
Why not?
Gary didn't want you to have any of his muffins.
But you said he was just joking.
He was. But not about the muffins.
How do you know?
I just do.
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[Knock-knock]
Hey, guys. I'm back!
Gary!
Forgot my gun.
Oh, no problem. It's over on the coffee table.
Thanks.
That was a pretty funny joke you made earlier, Gary.
What joke?
The one about you not liking me. Hilarious.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Remember when I asked you for a muffin and you said "No, I don't think so" and I said "Why not" and you said "Because I don't like you"?
Yes.
Well...that was, like, a pretty funny joke.
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Okay, I really gotta run now, fellas. Take care!
See ya, Gary!
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