An Actual Email I Received from StarAndAl.com Where I've Replaced the Word "Wedding" with the Phrase "Marriage of Convenience Sex".

Posted 12/08/2004 07:13 AM by cmonks in > me and mrs. jones.

hey, al: your fly is open!On November 13, 2004, the one year anniversary of the day we met, we became husband and wife and our marriage of convenience sex was absolutely beautiful!

We extend our heartfelt thanks to the almost million and a half guests who have visited our marriage of convenience sex website. Your love, support and prayers throughout our engagement have been awesome.

We are pleased to tell you that in the coming months, our marriage of convenience sex and all its magical details will be featured in one of our favorite magazines as well as on a primetime television show...we'll be sure to tell you more as the date gets closer. We also plan to update our website in the coming weeks with all the specific marriage of convenience sex details...so remember to check back. As you may be aware, our marriage of convenience sex was also featured as one of the cover stories of People magazine (November 22nd issue) and although we don't want to ruin the surprise of the big upcoming feature and television special...we did want to give you a sneak peek at the marriage of convenience sex of our dreams. If you would like to see some of the photos from our marriage of convenience sex, come on back to www.starandal.com ("Photo Album") and share in the magic of the best day of our lives.

- Al & Star Reynolds


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Comments.

Wow, that picture perfectly captures how I feel right now. Not the marriage of convenience sex photo - the nail through the head photo.

Posted by: Sarah at 12/08/2004 11:24 AM

That x-ray was of my ex-husband which explains why I kept getting poked in the eye during sex. Another reason to divorce him.

Posted by: Patti at 12/08/2004 11:25 AM

Whoa! Is it my imagination, or does that x-ray reveal THREE rows of teeth!? WTF?!?

Posted by: Special K at 12/08/2004 12:57 PM

If you replace, "marriage of convenience sex" with "dead, bloated racoon", the article takes yet another tone.

Posted by: Swami at 12/08/2004 06:37 PM

That ex-ray is of me! My ex-wife divorced me because it kept poking her in the eye during sex.



Some people just can't take a little poking in the eye.

Posted by: Darby at 12/08/2004 10:17 PM

is she really serious???>

Posted by: UFKitty at 12/15/2004 02:09 PM



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