Utter Wonder: The Idle Thoughts Of C. Monks

Reasons for DaimlerChrysler's recall of the Dodge Durango.

Posted 12/15/2004 07:16 AM by cmonks in > consumer reports.

During slow turns the upper ball joint may separate, causing the wheels to fall off.

Brakes may fail at high speeds.

Seat belts may work erratically.

Steering wheel may be riddled with hidden nails.

Bumpers may be made of graham crackers.

Air bags may be filled with anthrax.

A family of squirrels may be living in the radiator.

Pressing the horn may cause your nipples to bleed.

Windshield wipers may suddenly stop wiping and attack driver.

Certain vehicles may have once been owned by Billy Joel.

Radio may act as a medium for Satan.

The accelerator/testicle-stimulator pedal may have been a bad idea.

This post is dedicated to Don and Mary Jane.

Comments.

I am outraged:

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2004/12/15/author_wins_prize_for_bad_sex_in_fiction/

Posted by: hockomock at 12/15/2004 09:54 AM

Yes, to Don and Mary Jane.

(Can you believe that Jonathan?!)

Posted by: Bob Neville at 12/15/2004 09:55 AM

Hiya hockomock:
Tom Wolfe writes way better fictional sex than me. God damn it. There's another prize I should have won.

Hiya Bob Neville:
Jonathon and his Botox bride are an entertaining train wreck (if spousal abuse is your thing, of course). But for me Kendra's comments about Senegal were the most offensive thing about last night's episode. Now that Don and Mary Jane are out, it's Gus and Hera all the way. Kris and Jon aren't bad either.

Posted by: c monks at 12/15/2004 11:56 AM

I tend to enjoy the way Adam threatens to commit suicide or injure himself when Rebecca raises questions about their relationship.

Posted by: Bob Neville at 12/16/2004 12:53 PM

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