Another three-day weekend bites the dust. Oh well. We had a lovely time here in our blog cave. The whole family had a cold and we hung out blaming one another for spreading the disease to the rest of us. We all love each other desperately.

During down times I spent the majority of my time photoshopping photos of Titan. Although photoshopping takes me hours and hours to get just right, I'm really awesome at it and it's a lot of fun. It also is the perfect showcase for my unique sense of humor that attracts all the ladies to me -- even though I'm married and unemployed! Anyway, I think upon seeing the results of my labor this weekend you will see just what I mean. You'll also probably fall in love with me too, and understandably so, since I am such a funny guy who's really good at making funny photoshopped photos and stuff.

This first one depicts a Starbucks on Titan. It's really funny because even though there are Starbucks everywhere on Earth there's no way a Starbucks could be on Titan. (Coffee doesn't grow there!) I think this photoshopped photo is funnier than last year's photoshopped photos of a Starbucks on Mars, mainly because I didn't do those.

This next photoshopped picture is of Minnesota Vikings wide receiver Randy Moss mooning a Starbucks on Mars. This one is really funny because, again, there could never be a Starbucks on Mars, and also because Randy Moss made big news last weekend when he mooned the fans of the Green Bay Packers after he scored a touchdown. Plus Titan is a moon of Saturn's. Get it? Randy Moss is mooning on a moon. Ha! Except not really because he's not naked.

This last picture is the grande finale because it contains elements of the previous first two photoshopped pictures and then adds a new element that is such a surprising twist you can't help but laugh and laugh and laugh. It's a photoshopped picture of Randy Moss mooning a Starbucks while Osama Bin Laden waits outside playing tennis. This picture is really funny because there's NO WAY a Starbucks could be on Titan, and even if there was one there's NO CHANCE that Randy Moss would take time out of his busy training schedule to fly out there and moon it, especially in his full uniform. It's also really funny because WHAT THE HECK IS OSAMA BIN LADEN DOING ON TITAN!?! Wouldn't it be crazy if that's where he's been hiding all this time? Yes, it would! As an added bonus I made it look like he was playing tennis. I’m not sure why, I just thought it would be funny seeing him play tennis. Tennis is a silly sport!

This post is dedicated to Hammer time.