The Instapundit is a blogging god of the highest order and it makes me tingly just typing His name. He really is a spectacular white guy. I hope one day I can be as popular and stuff as He is. Wow. Imagine that. Me being as popular as the Instapundit. Damn. I'm all tingly again. I love feeling tingly. It tingles!

It was very difficult to choose my favorite Instapundit entry of the year because there were so many great entries to choose from. It was like trying to pick my favorite pair of socks at JC Penney; they're all so awesome. But in the end I found one that I feel tops them all. It's classic Instapundit: short, succinct, self-referential and kick-ass. I think you'll agree!

(And just so you know, I realize that I'm breaking my rule of not linking to the Instapundit. Sorry. Rules were meant to be broken, I guess. Besides: this isn't the first time. Anyway, here is my favorite Instapundit entry of the year:

'I JUST GOT AN EMAIL FROM ROD RODDENBERRY'

Okay, so it wasn't from last year. The entry was dated April 12, 2003. (David Letterman's birthday!) To be honest, I don't really read the Instapundit that much. I just flipped through His archives and that was the first entry I came upon. Pretty fricking spectacular entry, though, huh? Man, He's good! I love how He totally recovered from making a racist comment about Iraqis. Awesome! He is so with it! Klingons are great! And it was wonderful how He explained away His racist remark by outing himself as a Star Trek geek. That man is totally OUT THERE. He's on the cutting edge of everything. I hear He got a Furby for Christmas. Sweet!

And who's this Rod Roddenberry guy? Is he the announcer guy from The Price is Right? I thought he was dead. Guess not. As least not way back in April, 2003. The Instapundit knows all the coolest people. I wonder if He knows Arsenio. Oh, wait a second: Roddenberry has the same last name as the guy who created Star Trek. It all makes sense now. Iraqis are like Klingons. They are SO LIKE KLINGONS IT'S CRAZY.

Anyway, I've enjoyed sharing with you my favorite Instapundit post of the year all-time. It was special and didn't feel like I wrote it in the last minute or anything. Nope. Not at all.

This post is dedicated to forgetting to write something for today.