I've eaten nearly all the cookies and I'm sort of stressed out about it so I won't be writing a full post today. Somehow I think we all will live. In place of a regular entry I give you the latest dramatic photo of the view from my front porch.

The bad news is that it snowed again. We got another half-foot of the stuff. The good news is that it prevented Animal Control from beginning their investigation of my front yard. However, you may have noticed that there's a black SUV parked in our driveway and I have my suspicions that a covert Black-Op Animal Control Squad is inside of it watching my every move. I can't verify this because I'm too afraid to approach the car, but the more and more I think and fantasize about it, the more I think there's a covert Black-Op Control Squad running surveillance on me. I guess in a way that's kind of exciting, as I've never been the subject of a covert Black-Op Animal Control Squad's investigation. But still, I don't want them to capture me or burn down my house or anything. The bigger problem of course is how the hell am I going to be able to leave the house to buy some more cookies?

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