"Bathing Schmathing: Why Toweling Off is Just as Good"

"Names I Will Call Your Mama if She Tries to Step Up To Me"

"Reason #493 Why I'm a Hott Fox"

"It's Time We Recognize Young MC for the Genius That He Is"

"There are Worse Places For a Rubella Outbreak to Occur Than the Daytona 500"

"I Never Thought I'd Say This, But I'm In Love with Christopher Knight, Too"

"I Shouldn't Have Had That Ninth Doughnut"

"Gary Bettman Hates Puppies, Love Songs, and Tsunami Victims"

"You Won't Know What Freedom Is Until You Listen to Sports Talk Radio with Your Pants Off"

"Upon Further Review, that Erotic Dream I Had Involving Cokie Roberts May Indeed Be a Troubling Sign"

"The State of Nebraska is Overrated"

"Well, Turns Out My Cleaning Lady was Right: I Gots the Syphilis"

This post is dedicated to an entry I wish I wrote.