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Here's One Half-Irish Person Who Won't Be Buying The Irish Tenor Dr. Ronan Tynan's New CD. Posted 03/01/2005 08:21 AM by cmonks in > critiques.
It's a classic Yankee tactic, using some overblown singer to sing some overblown patriotic song to change the course of a game. I can't tell you how many times I've watched a Yankees game where they're losing heading into the bottom of the seventh only to rally to win the game after The Irish Tenor Dr. Ronan Tynan gives a seven minute rendition of "God Bless America." Drives me crazy. Where does he get off having such a long title anyway? Is "The Irish Tenor" not good enough for him? He feels he needs a "Dr." too? Why doesn't he go ahead and add "Esquire" to the end of his name. Better yet, how about "The Irish Tenor Dr. Ronan 'Two Tons of Fun' Tynan, Esquire." That works for me. I mean, the guy is a load. A big, big man. I'm sure he could rip me in two if he wanted to. That's why I only say mean things about him in my blog and not in his face. Not sure where I'd meet him anyhow. Maybe McDonalds? Ho! Wait...is "McDonald" an Irish name? Or is it Scottish? Hmmm. I should know: I'm half-Irish (and half-AMAZING). For the sake of my argument I'm going to say "McDonald" can be an Irish name. So don't pull out the race card on me; I'm half-Irish (and half-AMAZING) so I can make fun of my own. So whatever you do, don't rush out and buy The Irish Tenor Dr. Ronan Tynan's new CD. It's a Not me.
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