Here's One Half-Irish Person Who Won't Be Buying The Irish Tenor Dr. Ronan Tynan's New CD.

Posted 03/01/2005 08:21 AM by cmonks in > critiques.

you're no kate smith, buster.Today is the first day of March and with it comes the release of The Irish Tenor Dr. Ronan Tynan's new CD. I hate The Irish Tenor Dr. Ronan Tynan because at Yankees games he sings "God Bless America" during the seventh inning stretch. I don't have anything against the song (although I do find it a bit showy), it's just that he takes forever to bark out the lyrics and slows up the game big time, so much so that any momentum the visiting team has is lost by the time play resumes.

It's a classic Yankee tactic, using some overblown singer to sing some overblown patriotic song to change the course of a game. I can't tell you how many times I've watched a Yankees game where they're losing heading into the bottom of the seventh only to rally to win the game after The Irish Tenor Dr. Ronan Tynan gives a seven minute rendition of "God Bless America." Drives me crazy.

Where does he get off having such a long title anyway? Is "The Irish Tenor" not good enough for him? He feels he needs a "Dr." too? Why doesn't he go ahead and add "Esquire" to the end of his name. Better yet, how about "The Irish Tenor Dr. Ronan 'Two Tons of Fun' Tynan, Esquire."

That works for me. I mean, the guy is a load. A big, big man. I'm sure he could rip me in two if he wanted to. That's why I only say mean things about him in my blog and not in his face. Not sure where I'd meet him anyhow. Maybe McDonalds? Ho! Wait...is "McDonald" an Irish name? Or is it Scottish? Hmmm. I should know: I'm half-Irish (and half-AMAZING). For the sake of my argument I'm going to say "McDonald" can be an Irish name. So don't pull out the race card on me; I'm half-Irish (and half-AMAZING) so I can make fun of my own.

So whatever you do, don't rush out and buy The Irish Tenor Dr. Ronan Tynan's new CD. It's a waist Linda is a fox waste of your money and time. I haven't heard the thing yet, but take my word for it: it sucks donkey. And I have it on good authority that four songs on the disc are pro white-slavery in theme. On one of them he even raps. Who wants to hear a big Irish tenor with a medical license rapping about the pros of white slavery?

Not me.


This post is dedicated to buying this album instead.




Comments.

Prompted by your post, I clicked along to Tynan's site and read his bio. I think you should get off his case. His is an amazing story, and he is an impressive man, his love for the Yankees notwithstanding.

Posted by: carpundit at 03/01/2005 01:47 PM

Does it look like someone pumped up his suit?

Posted by: Patti at 03/01/2005 02:14 PM

But do we know? Is he a physician, or does he have a doctorate in, perhaps, white-suit-purchasing?

Posted by: eeka at 03/01/2005 05:50 PM

I have said for years that, when the Yankees are on the road, the home team should play "American Pie", "The End" or Springsteen's "Jungleland" during the 7th inning stretch.

Posted by: Michael at 03/02/2005 12:47 PM

Dr. Ronan Tynan was singlehandedly responsible for the Twins losing the 2003 ALDS. Brad Radke couldn't pitch in Game 2 after all that patriotism and suit-pumping and stuff. He may be an impressive man, but he should really take his half-amazing and wholly impressive songs somewhere else.

Like the cutout bin. Hahaha. Oh, I kill me.

Posted by: Kyle W at 03/02/2005 02:59 PM

But he *is* actually a physician.

Posted by: Kathleen at 03/02/2005 09:01 PM

How much do you think the Yanks pay Dr. Ronan to sing that overplayed song?

Posted by: ca_taxpayer at 03/03/2005 06:19 PM

You don't have any business talking about Dr.Tynan like that.It seems to me that you really don't know that much about him.He is a very generous and caring man.Take it from someone who knows a lot about him.And stop talking about subjects that you can't back up with facts because what you're saying is a bunch of nonsense!

Posted by: mk at 03/06/2005 04:22 AM

All of you have no idea what you're talking about.So let me tell you how wrong you are.When Ronan was born he was diagnosed with a lower limb disability.At the age of twenty he had to have both of his legs amputated from the knee down.He had to walk with prosthetics after that.Later in his life he went on to the National College of Physical Education to study medicine,he was the first disabled person ever to do this.So yes he is a licenced doctor and has every right to put "Dr." in front of his name.As well as being a doctor and a singer he is a an athlete.He won eighteen gold medals and has fourteen world records in various races at the Paralympic Games.And the last of his many marvelous acheivements,he is a horseman.He has one various races in this sport as well.So before you go blabbing off about things you have no idea about I suggest you think long and hard before you open your mouth.Then again your're such a coward ,c.monk, you said yourself you could never say this to his face.Any comments?

Posted by: mk at 03/06/2005 04:58 AM

I'm still waiting for a reply ,cmonk.

Posted by: mk at 03/06/2005 12:09 PM

What's the matter are you speachless or something?

Posted by: mk at 03/06/2005 09:11 PM

I totally agree with mk.Ronan Tynan is an amazing person.

Posted by: irish chick at 03/06/2005 10:48 PM

Thank you so much irish chick.

Posted by: mk at 03/06/2005 10:50 PM

Hiya MK -

You’ve done an awesome job of defending The Irish Tenor Dr. Ronan Tynan, but sadly I think your words have gone for naught. The whole thing was a joke. A bad one maybe, but the fact that you took it seriously is unfortunate. If you read my site you’ll find that the person I make fun of the most is me. The Irish Tenor Dr. Ronan Tynan was just a vehicle I used to out myself as an ignorant, self-centered loser. I’m sure The Irish Tenor Dr. Ronan Tynan is an amazing person, but I don’t really care. It was a joke. Just because he’s an amputee and a great singer and a fantastic horse trainer doesn’t mean he can’t take a some ribbing. My guess is that given the dramatic life he’s had he’s equipped with a good sense of humor. Perhaps if I really offended him, I’d be more receptive to your comments, but alas, all I said was that he rapped on his new CD about the advantages of white slavery. While many of my readers are below-average dressers, most if not all of them are sophisticated enough to realize that The Irish Tenor Dr. Ronan Tynan’s new CD contains no rapping and no pro-white slavery lyrics.

Anyway, sorry I didn’t respond to you sooner; I tend to stop looking at the comments for posts a few days old. Feel free to continue to write about your friend on here, though, as I think it has the makings of a great tribute, plus I think my readers will be endlessly entertained by it.

Sorry to ruin your Sunday,

C.

Posted by: the non-irish tenor cmonks, esquire at 03/07/2005 09:52 AM

Thank you for the complement c.monk.I will continue to write.I can't help but defend my irish protege. Just doin' my job!Please write back too.

Posted by: mk at 03/07/2005 08:32 PM

And one thing c.monk,you didn't ruin my Sunday.I am actually having a fun time writing back and forth with you.Are you really half-Irish?

Posted by: mk at 03/07/2005 10:16 PM

So where are you,c.monks? I know that you stop checking the comments for a little while, but how am I supposed to write if I don't get a reply?

Posted by: mk at 03/12/2005 04:15 PM

Ronan Tynan is a manipulative, pompous, self-promoting egomaniac! He uses his disability to gain the sympathy vote. He used his poor Alzheimer's stricken mother to boost himself on a nationally televised interview, showing him feeding her while food dribbled down her dress. He hadn't even seen his mother in years, until he needed to use her!

He was kicked out of the Celtic Tenors in the mid 90s because of his ego. He has a bad rep in Ireland as ego personified. He left the famous "Irish Tenors" holding the bag days after filming a PBS special that had to be canned.

He makes it a point to let everyone know who his "friends" are, Bush, Steinbrenner, Reagan and Trump.
I have a physical challenege as well as a sister with Alzheimer's. Tynan is pond scum!

Posted by: AS at 06/19/2005 10:12 AM

Where do I begin? How could you possibly have so much negativity about such a wonderful man as Dr.Ronan Tynan? You sound very angry and upset that I wonder where all this junk that you are saying is coming from. Did you have a bad childhood? Ronan Tynan has the most beatiful voice I have ever heard. Of course you don't sound like a person who goes to first class concerts. Another thing is that even my 13 year old daughter noticed that you don't use punctuation the right way. "Even yet" is not a whole sentence. (that's merely an example of all the many punctuation errors youv'e made. However, I don't want to "waist" my time going on and on and on about how many you've made) You should have used a comma to continue with what you thought was a whole sentence with what followed. Also, you couldn't even spell waste.You spelled it "waist" like a part of the body. Ronan IS a doctor, so why wouldn't he put that in his name? If you were a doctor I bet that you would have that in your name,too. My question to you is why would you say that he is a "waste" of time and yet you are "wasting" your time with him? You better not talk through both sides of your mouth, especially when you obviously don't even know what you are talking about, because you even contradict yourself! I don't even think that you will print this because you will bring shame on yourself.By the way,how old are you anyway? (I've seen 2 year olds that are less childish than you seem to be!)

Posted by: Linda at 09/21/2005 03:44 PM

I’m not sure pond scum is strong enough. He treats his non-rich fans like crap. I used to really like him until after the Christmas concert at Carnegie Hall in 2002, when I got a glimpse at the real Ronan. A bunch of us were waiting around after the concert hoping to talk to the boys when they left. We waited for almost an hour until they finally came out and it was very cold. Anthony was sick (probably shouldn’t even have been singing) and went straight to the bus. Finbar was talking to us, signing autographs, posing for photos, etc. But Ronan practically knocked us peons down getting to the bus – and he was perfectly healthy (plus he’d been on PBS the night before talking about how much he really likes cold weather). Who does he think he is? He’s lost so many fans through the years for just that behavior that it’s a wonder he has any left. Until then, I’d kind of ignored the nasal quality of his voice and the fact that he tends to go sharp when he pushes (and he’s a really pushy guy). Not any more. If you’ve ever heard a real singer, you’ll know right off how bad he is. Besides the nasality and pitch problems, he aspirates and waves his arms around like he’s swimming through the air.Meanwhile, did anyone see him on the 700 Club last night? Once again, he got started in on how hot he was and how he always got the women. First, not really appropriate conversation for the 700 Club. Second, what kind of woman would be desperate enough to want him? The man is a bald; fat; hairy; double amputee with jug ears, as well as other, lesser, deformities; and an ego the size of Dallas.

Posted by: Elizabeth Phillips at 11/23/2005 11:31 AM

First of all how can you judge someone you don't even know? If Ronan was rude and stuck-up and couldn't sing he wouldn't have any fans left,but he does.Let me give you the 411 on how well Ronan has been doing.Here are Ronan
Tynan's chart positions for 2005:Top Classical Crossover Artists-#5,Top Classical Crossover Albums-#7,Top World Artists-#6,Top World Albums-#5!Shows how much you know about music now doesn't it.You know it really gives me a headache to hear people rambling on about such idiotic nonsense.As a student in music I can say that Ronan is right on target with his singing and pitch.Swimming through the air? Come on!The music business would be far better off without non-educated critics such as yourself.
Why keep embarassing yourself? Because clearly that's what your doing.

Posted by: mk at 01/27/2006 03:10 PM

He was on Trail Mix last night on Animal Planet which is a show about celebrities and their horses. The poor horse should have been riding him.

Posted by: tedmom at 01/30/2006 08:44 AM

Mr. Christopher Monks, if that is your rrreal name (I'm rrrolling my 'r's, for the benefit of the lesser-educated among you), I say unto you, Fie! A thousand curses be upon you. If you were trrrruly half-Irrrrish, you wouldst never dare to speak ill of one such as mineself who hast humbly trrrriumphed in the face of unimaginable challenges. If perchance we ever meet, you may rrrest assured that I will deliver to you a rrright hiding, verily. (The same goes for you naysayers in the comments--thou will'st fear my Irish wrrrrath!) Now I must go; mine gold-leaf toilet paper awaits. You, Bernie Williams--bringest me more caviar, post-haste!

God Bless Amerrrrica!

Posted by: The Rev. Dr. Ronan Tynan at 01/30/2006 03:35 PM

Absolutely fabuloso!! I loved every word. And it still looks like someone pumped up his suit.

Posted by: Patti at 01/30/2006 06:52 PM

Where is Linda? Linda as long as you're giving advice, what about MK's grammatical skillz. There must be another paragrah or two you can write.

Posted by: Patti at 01/30/2006 07:05 PM

I never realized how much furor The Irish Tenor Dr. Ronan Tynan brings out among men and women. Where's Bono to mediate the crowd?

Posted by: Ed at 01/30/2006 08:02 PM

What's wrong with my grammar skills?

Posted by: Anonymous at 01/31/2006 11:47 AM

The prior comment was mine.

Posted by: mk at 01/31/2006 11:52 AM

Don't you mean "the prior comment were mine"?

Posted by: Ian at 01/31/2006 02:58 PM

You're kidding right?

Posted by: mk at 01/31/2006 03:04 PM

you're kidding right?

Posted by: mk at 01/31/2006 03:06 PM

And you thought my grammar was bad!

Posted by: mk at 01/31/2006 03:10 PM

Does anyone here like Ronan Tynan's music?

Posted by: katie at 02/01/2006 02:54 PM

Don't you mean "you thinked my grammar were bad"?

Posted by: Ian at 02/01/2006 07:10 PM

Not really!

Posted by: mk at 02/01/2006 09:31 PM

Um,not really!Why has this discussion turned from Ronan Tynan to grammar?

Posted by: mk at 02/01/2006 09:33 PM

Something is wrong with my computer.It keeps posting things twice.SORRY!

Posted by: mk at 02/01/2006 09:36 PM

Ian, what's your problem?

Posted by: mk at 02/01/2006 09:38 PM

hmmmmm!

Posted by: mk at 02/16/2006 04:11 PM

I could kill myself with laughter.
The ones of you who don't like Dr. Tynan spend so much time to tell us that you won't waste your time with him?! So, why do you write and spend time and thoughts on Dr. Tynan??
And, before anyone feels the need to corrigate my spelling: I am Dutch, English is not my native language.
I still have a last tip for all those who don't like Dr. Tynan's music: don't listen to it! The world is big enough for all kinds of music!

Posted by: Dutchess at 05/04/2006 10:18 AM

AMEN!Yup,I'm still here!!

Posted by: mk at 05/15/2006 10:18 PM

Well, I guess Dutchess never heard Ronan Tynan sing his other famous song, "God Spit on Holland."

Posted by: Roberto Alomar at 05/16/2006 07:47 PM

God bless your poor soul

Posted by: Dutchess at 05/17/2006 10:18 AM

Now I have heard it all!Some people are so WEIRD.How in the world did you come up with,"God Spit on Holland?"

Posted by: mk at 05/19/2006 06:58 PM

I personally heard the Rev. Dr. Ronan Tynan sing "God Spit on Holland" at a 1994 exhibition game between his beloved Yankees and the Amsterdam Klöggerhöppers, right before he launched into an impromtu rendition of "Baby Got Back" in Gaelic, complete with Riverdance-style footwork. Fortunately, security was tight, or there would've been a riot for sure. (The Klöggerhöppers won 12-11 in 15 innings.)

Posted by: Fernando Valenzuela at 05/24/2006 06:23 PM

You need some serious help,dude.

Posted by: klogger fan at 05/26/2006 03:34 PM

Isn't the correct title of the song, "God Spat on Holland?"

Posted by: H.S. Grammer at 05/27/2006 10:49 AM

This is hyssterical! And yes, Ronan DOES have a sense of humor, and yes, C. Monk, he would have gotten your satire! (how in the world did I ever find this place? LOL)

And guess what kids? DR Tynan puts his pants on just like you and me, (or is it "you and I"? Or "me and you"? Or, as we say in Texas "us'n's")He has his faults, as do we all, but he also has some wonderful qualities that so many people admire. So, if you don't like him, you are entitled to your opinion, even if it is wrong!

And as for the Yankees.........

GO RANGERS!

Posted by: irishmolly at 06/03/2006 12:51 AM

I assure "you'n's" that Dr. Tynan does not put his pants on like me, unless he has three prosthetic legs, as I do. I agree that he has a sense of humor, however, as evidenced by his performance of "God Bless America Except This Texas Hellhole" during the 2004 National League playoffs.

Posted by: Juan Marichal at 06/09/2006 02:35 PM

Where do you people come up with this stuff? Seriously,is there nothing better you can do with your time?

Posted by: mk at 08/23/2006 11:05 PM

No, there's nothing better I can do with my time.

Posted by: Elizabeth at 10/06/2006 01:25 PM

Honey, you need to get yourself a hobby or something.

Posted by: mk at 10/07/2006 08:41 PM

Ronan Tynan once took a dump in my front yard and blamed it on an autistic kid who lived down the block.

Posted by: Arturo Toscannini at 10/12/2006 04:57 PM

Coming this Fall...
He spat on Holland, he shat in my yard and now he's really angry. He's
"Ronan the Barbarian"

Posted by: Charlie at 10/13/2006 08:57 AM

BTW: What makes you all so sure that Dutchess is from Holland? The dutch are spread over most of northern Europe. She could easily be from Belgium. Besides, I assume that Dutchess is a poodle and it's a well known fact that poodles are not welcome in Holland. So there!

Posted by: Charlie at 10/13/2006 09:00 AM

I think mk is a Jenningsonian.

Posted by: Drama Queen at 10/13/2006 12:57 PM

Please elaborate Drama Queen,if you don't mind.I'd like to hear more of what you think of me before I reply any further.

Posted by: mk at 10/18/2006 06:03 PM

"mk" is clearly Michael Kamen, the noted film composer responsible for the soundtrack to Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves--and if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that the only thing that sucks more butt than that movie is the string of fatherless love-children left all over the world by Ronan Tynan. That and his cover of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" on Ronan Tynan's Jug-Band Group-Sex Christmas.

Posted by: Oksana Baiul at 10/19/2006 01:27 PM

I can't believe somebody finally figured out who I was! Ha! Now really, that's the best you can do,Oksana? I mean come on!!!!You are going to have come up with something better than that.

Posted by: mk at 10/19/2006 07:16 PM

mk, we have you on a "need to know" basis. Unfortunately, this means I cannot and will not explain why I have my suspicions.

Posted by: Drama Queen at 10/20/2006 02:17 PM

I can see why your user name is "Drama Queen".

Posted by: mk at 10/20/2006 06:09 PM

Actually, "Drama Queen" is an acronym which stands for "Damn Right, Am Monksian Auteur [of] Quality Used Emu Eggs, Naturally."

Also, I have to disagree with Oksana--everyone knows that "mk" = "Michael Knight" = David Hasslehoff! You, sir, are unmasked!

Posted by: Joachim Berendt at 10/20/2006 07:53 PM

Sir?Hmmm!

Posted by: mk at 10/20/2006 09:11 PM

I never knew Michelle Kwan was such a Ronan Tynan fan. I guess that explains the time I saw her giving him a "Dirty Pujols" behind the Zamboni at an Islanders game.

Posted by: Maxim Gorky at 10/24/2006 03:58 PM

Who knew that little Mary-Kate could read?

Posted by: Drama Queen at 10/29/2006 02:53 PM

If you love your freedom, vote against that facist lawn-pooper Ronan Tynan!

Posted by: Dmitri Shostakovich at 11/07/2006 01:09 PM

It is with great rrregret that I inform the learned members of this inter-net community that I, the Grrrreat Rrrronan Tynan, will no longer be performing the old chestnut "God Bless Amerrrrica," as I have defected to Cuba and will forthwith devote my artistic energies to proclaiming the truth the Glorrrious People's Rrrrrevolution to the oppressed proletariat. ¡Viva Fidel!

Posted by: Right Rev. Dr. Ronan Tynan at 11/28/2006 07:16 PM

Yes Drama Queen, I can read!Wow you're good , maybe you should become a detective.I hope everyone has a happy new year and maybe 2007 will be the year that you all come to realize how wrong you were and are about Ronan Tynan.And also the year you figure out who is behind the "mk" initials.Your not really close though but I do encourage you to keep guessing.

Posted by: mk at 12/29/2006 11:37 PM

I still have an ugly scar on my ass where Ronan Tynan bit me after I caught him sexually assaulting my toroise, Gertrude.

Posted by: Werner Von Braun at 01/10/2007 04:24 PM

You are sick!

Posted by: km at 01/11/2007 06:27 PM

Damn right, I'm sick... sick of that hobo-murderer Ronan Tynan and his ruthless army of internet henchwomen!

Posted by: Seiji Ozawa at 01/17/2007 01:45 PM

I have it on good authority that Ronan Tynan killed Sinbad.

Posted by: Soren Keirkegaard at 03/15/2007 07:45 PM

I quote from an online blog re: Roger Clemens' return to the Yankees.."The only thing missing was jug-eared drunk Ronan Tynan serenading The Rocket with "Still The One". Good Lord. Brutal but true. He is a double-minded Irishman. Says one thing and does another.

Posted by: maura_russell at 07/13/2007 04:54 PM

Well, if someone young in Ireland is paid in pints of Guinness for singing, what do you expect him to be as a senior citizen,,,sober? Ha. Maybe you're just jealous that he can afford the good stuff to drink as he laughs all the way to the bank.

Posted by: jon d. at 07/17/2007 09:35 AM

Hey...leave him alone! When's the last time you spoke to the Prez of the U.S. or Ireland and were asked to sing? Dr. T. has more courage than all of you combined. Spineless wimps!

Posted by: roseleahy at 07/30/2007 11:11 AM

The reverend, author-in-waiting, future-superhero-to-dave-the-world, the one and only and ever will be Dr. Ronan Keating of the all-Irish-boy-band take-That has annouced he'll be doing the Mets games in future.

Posted by: Tom Glavine at 10/08/2007 06:34 PM

Oh, Lord have mercy! The man's a jinx and the Mets just don't need that.

I say let him stay with the Yankees. Of course, I'm starting to feel a bit like Cassandra because the powers that be won't listen to me when I say he's a jinx.

Posted by: Elizabeth at 10/09/2007 04:17 PM

Glavine, you and your eight earned runs in a third of an inning can take that Sinbad-murdering Guinness-swilling all-the-way-to-the-bank-laughing Michelle-Kwan-fondling Holland-basher Tynan, and get your asses back to Atlanta where you belong. Get used to third place, hombre(s).

Posted by: Jacques Derrida at 10/09/2007 07:52 PM

Sorry, I'm new to this post. Are you guys talking about Ronan Tynen? I heard he sold his legs for a photo of a prepubescent penis and a stale beer.

Posted by: Seamus at 10/09/2007 08:18 PM

Damnit, it's true. Dr. Irish Tenor Ronan Tynan IS a jinx. Here I was blaming Challenger the Eagle for the Yankees playoff woes, and it was Tynan the whole time. Should have known after Jennings that anyone who would kill hobos and take a dump on an autistic kid's lawn was no good.

Posted by: Orb at 10/10/2007 08:35 AM

He suit still looks like someone pumped it up. Congrats C--this may be your most successful post ever! Even more than the kielbasa novel you've been writing during the past 3 years.

Posted by: Patti at 10/10/2007 11:05 AM

But when will the hordes of C. Monks fans start harassing the Dr. Ronan Tynan fan club? You know, Ken Jennings style? I know how proud it makes C. when we collectively harass people in his name.

Posted by: Lisa at 10/11/2007 01:26 PM

Ok people, I'm back. I know, I know - you've all missed me. I've been reading all of the posts since I've been away & boy let me tell you, your comments just keep getting more stupid by the minute. When will you give up on Ronan? Never, I know. But honestly you are wasting your time. Ronan has a Christmas CD coming out soon & he is doing very well well with performances. He is also in the process of filming a special with John McDermott in Cananda. So, keep posting comments if you like only because you are endlessly entertaining me with all of your nonsense....I guess none of you have figured out yet who is behind the m.k. initials yet

Posted by: m.k. at 10/12/2007 09:09 PM

Hey MK, I mean 'Ronan'. Most of us know it's you on here and that you have other aliases in other places, too. You are not the clever "divil" you think you are. Too bad that your career isn't keeping you busy enough - ever thought about a personal assistant? Someone to help you be SO busy that you wouldn't have time for this. Surely you aren't totally satisfied with your career right now. Stop this and get serious, you silly man.

Posted by: bsparks at 10/14/2007 10:15 PM

Note to bsparks. You are full of nonsense as much as c.monks. Dr. Tynan wouldn't be on the same page as cretins like you and some of the others above. He is a wonderful man and accomplished more in the past 25 years than most men in 2 life spans. He loves America. We need more people to come to this country who are willing to say so!!

Posted by: roseleahy at 10/15/2007 08:34 AM

Boy, is this fun. And, yes, Dr. Tynan would be on here...don't be so shallow. There are several hints. Keep looking...

Posted by: bsparks at 10/16/2007 02:03 AM

Note to roseleahy-as for the cretins, you're on here, too. And furthermore, I never said he
Ronan Tynan was a bad guy. But there are lots of people in lots of places who could use a little polish.

Posted by: bsparks at 10/16/2007 02:14 AM

C'mon. Let's give the guy a bit of a break. When it comes to sports and opera, everyoine is an armchair critic. Anyone who appears and performs in New York regularly doesn't need any polish or advice. Please don't assume I'm a cretin...my mother would be very upset as she paid for a very expensive college degree for me.

Posted by: jon d. at 10/16/2007 10:23 PM

Oh, seems we have another critic ....bsparks you are mistaken, I am not Ronan Tynan. I'm not sure what "hints" you were referring to, but I certainly never "hinted" that I was Ronan. Only a mere supporter & blogger. I'd like to hear more of what you think, but alas you have not been the one to unmask me. Another fyi- if m.k. is my initials how did you freakin come up with Ronan Tynan? I can also tell that you have a poor choice of words as being shallow has nothing at all to do with thinking that someone famous wouldn't post on blogs. Seems you could use some of that "polish" yourself....

Posted by: m.k. at 10/18/2007 08:29 PM

1. cretin (from the Cretin Chronicles)
A Person that is: brainless, stupid, child-like, and full of pointless information that makes no sense and appeals only to other cretins. They can be found in abundance in every single populated internet forum, where they race to post as many mind-numbing messages as possible in a single session. In addition, they seemingly interbreed with other cretins, ensuring that their cretinous genes continue long after they end up dead meaning the Internet will never be rid of their kind. More's the pity.


Posted by: Elizabeth Phillips at 10/19/2007 04:07 PM

Now, listen, I hate America as much as the next man, but those of you defending Ronan Tynan are missing the point. He may be a fine Irish tenor. He may have done many charitable works. He may be a great patriot. He may have an inflatable suit. But the simple fact remains--the man likes to break into peoples' houses and have sex with random jars in their refrigerators. And woe be unto you if you have to realize the mustard tastes a little funny before you accept that.

Posted by: Alexander Pushkin at 10/19/2007 09:33 PM

I don't like mustard so I wouldn't know..

Posted by: m.k. at 10/20/2007 12:26 AM

This is for mk when he gets the time to check. On an above post, you refer to Ronan Tynan as "my Irish protege." How did that come to be? Before you answer that, please make sure you know the meaning of the word "protege" so you won't embarrass yourself. This post is now finished and you may carve as you like, you 250 lbs of raw beef. Loved that one!

Posted by: bsparks at 11/14/2007 04:34 PM

I am new at this blogging and so far have just been reading this. I must now venture out and post. To bsparks, what is the meaning of referring to anyone as 250 pounds of raw beef? I must say that a remark like that, regardless of whom it is aimed at, is very tacky. Dr. Tynan is far above tacky standards.

Posted by: lillydew at 11/16/2007 09:35 PM

Alex Pushpin--you're assuming he has sex...he has physical limitations,however,I guess we all do. But we don't go overboard about sexual prowess and then not be able to deliver the goods.

Posted by: Patti at 11/20/2007 03:48 PM

Note to lillydew - The remark of "250 lbs of raw beef" is a direct quote of the great Dr. Ronan Tynan in reference to himself. This was during an interview with Diane Sawyer on ABC's Good Morning America. Ms. Sawyer was excellent in maintaining her composure when that was blurted out from nowhere. I watched it myself! And, the correct word Dr. Tynan was looking for (in reference to beef) was "prime", not "raw". So, a little homework and polish just couldn't hurt, now could it? And as for tacky...how tacky to say that to Diane Sawyer. She wasn't "shopping" for anything. He must forget where he is sometimes. I believe he made the same remark on the 700 Club (of all places)and I am certain Pat Robertson wasn't "shopping" either. Dr. Tynan just doesn't need to speak of himself as raw meat at anytime. I notice he has not been back to either program.

Posted by: bsparks at 11/21/2007 02:12 AM

Bsparks-Ronan DID appear on GMA again about this time last year....he was with the country band of the USAF called Wild Blue Country. Please check the facts, ok? And all those who want to discredit Ronan in EVERY PART of his life need to get a life of their own. The amount of sour grapes on here is staggering. Go, Ronan! Go, Yankees!

Posted by: roseleahy at 11/24/2007 11:39 PM

I hate to rain on this parade, but Ronan Tynan is not 250 pounds of beef, raw or otherwise. Having been intimate with the man on more than one occasion, I can testify that 600 kilograms of free-range horse is a much more accurate description, if you know what I mean.

P.S. If Pat Robertson isn't "shopping," I'm King of the Zulus.

Posted by: Lars Von Trier at 11/27/2007 08:00 PM

I read this blog often and have seen the great Dr. Tynan once in concert-if that's what you want to call it-and it was a waste of my hard-earned US dollars. I have seen him on several tv programs. He tries to make jokes or be some sort of comic. Pathetic. Sad as it is, it certainly is obvious that Dr. Tynan weighs more than 250 pounds plus he has a ton of ego he carries everywhere. (How ironic that he is a doctor.) Since he is a Floridian now (and yes he is), I would go so far as to say that "Rosie Palms" is most likely his VERY best friend. She probably travels well and is low maintenance, as we girls say. Of course there are those who defend and admire this man because they think he is for real. And don't think for a minute that he does not read this blog. But, he can take all of this with a grain of salt (on top of a triple cheeseburger, fries and a few "stouts"). Isn't that right, doctor?

Posted by: penelope_pitstop at 11/28/2007 11:34 PM

I know exactely what protege means, bsparks. Please don't question my vocabulary. And what is all this "he" talk? So I'm a male & I weigh 250 lbs..actually I'm far from it. I don't get why eveyone here keeps insisting on talking about Ronan's sex life & how they think he has love children all around the world..if anyone has love children it's Tom Brady.

Posted by: m.k. at 11/29/2007 08:22 AM

Ronan Tynan is a Florida resident, too?? Well, he'd better not stand too close to Derek Jeter. New York City tax auditors, New York State auditors and the IRS might like to make a special appointment with the good doctor.

Posted by: Patti in NY at 11/29/2007 04:59 PM

I heard Derek Jeter went to Ronan Tynan for a check-up and came home with three kinds of herpes and now Jessica Alba has to use a donut cushion when she drives.

Posted by: Hugo Chavez at 11/29/2007 05:15 PM

This is all a shame, a crying shame! Ronan Tynan may not be perfect but who of us on here is perfect? I have read and heard all of his works. Being a psychologist for many years, I would say the man possibly suffers with an attachment disorder from having been placed in a non-family setting in his infancy/toddler years - similar to the Romanian babies. He may know that a serious relationship is just not for him and that's his choice. He does the best he can and has worked very hard in spite of his personal battles. I still like to hear his singing on my way to work every morning. I sincerely hope Ronan has a wonderful holiday! And, to bsparks - does it really matter if he said "prime" or "raw"? To me, he is prime!

Posted by: lillydew at 11/29/2007 09:18 PM

So, L. Dew, did you get your degree in Tynanology from the Dominican Republic or from another off-shore degree mill? You're a hoot.

Posted by: Lars von Trier at 11/30/2007 07:32 AM

Regarding the last post by mk (RT) - Ok, ok, ok, so you've had time to get out the dictionary and now you know what 'protege' means. You still didn't answer the question about it. You are funny, too, in a twisted sort of way. The "mk" thing is the funniest...like high school...guess who I am? Unmask me. Whatever, Ronan. Yes, you are or appear to be male (?) and are far from the 250 lbs...maybe 250 lbs twice. Don't be jealous of Tom Brady. He makes cute babies and focuses on his career FOR REAL. Unlike some, he does NOT have the time to play as an alias on a blog about himself and want people to feel sorry for him OR try to unmask him. Check with his people, he might just have some tips for you. Never hurts to ask. Go Patriots!!! p.s. All jokes aside, please don't try to make love children...have you seen Shrek's offspring in the movie? Catch you later MKRT

Posted by: bsparks at 11/30/2007 08:39 AM

Lars, aren't you the witty one. For all of you genuine supportive readers on here, Dr. Tynan may have been somewhat neglected as an infant if he was in a facility where he had many different caregivers. Dr. Tynan has such a flat head in the back which could be the result of being in one position too long when his skull was growing/forming. Nowadays professionals recommend the cranial band that gives infants nice rounded skulls in about 3 months. (I'll be waiting to see if Lars goes for another cheap shot here-unless he/she has a flat skull?) Again I will say that Dr. Tynan has overcome so many obstacles and for that alone he must be commended! Why do so many people on here appear to have a personal issue with Dr. Tynan?

Posted by: lillydew at 12/02/2007 11:43 AM

Hahah, I just can't contain my laughter! Bsparks I must say that you are quite amusing. Let's just get this straight- I am indeed female. And another thing, I'm not going to tell you my reason for using the
term "protege". That is for me to know & maybe for you to find out. Yeah, you know you're right about one thing - Tom Brady doesn't have time for blogging .. he's far too busy having all those love children. I bet he has more than he knows of. I find it funny that you say that this "unmask" me thing is so high school- you & all of the other anti- Ronan people on here are only playing into it. I'm not the one who started it, thank you. I couldn't care less about that. I bring it up only because I love to see you all go on & on about how you think I'm Ronan Tynan. My favorite though, I have to say, was the David Hasselhoff comment. One comment to lillydew- it's not that they have problems with Ronan it's the only way they know how to deal with the issues they have with themselves- taking it out on what they think is an easy target. Let them have their fun, if you stay on this blog long enough it becomes very entertaining.Ronan is a great guy no matter what they have to say about him. By the way, Ronan has a Christmas CD out, in case you didn't know.

Posted by: m.k. at 12/03/2007 12:11 AM

I purchased the news Christmas CD recorded by Ronan Tynan at Costco and am delighted I found it there. It is a wonderful piece of work. Carols are alwasy delightful and make us look forward to happy holidays.

Posted by: roseleahy at 12/03/2007 05:55 PM

I decided to google the great Dr. Tynan this morning and I found this blog. I am very familiar with Ronan due to a certain project we were both involved with and I crossed the ocean to do so. Had I only known?? I am here to tell all of you bloggers that he is INDEED an arrogant, ego-maniacal, pompous people-user. It doesn't bother him to shout out orders like he is a general. If he is not on this blog as an alias, he reads it. He is infected with himself. (My vote is that he is a blogger:) His arrogant "user" nature draws him. He needs the feed so he can maneuver himself to where he can take the most advantage - whether it be the singing or the handicap. He will fade out in time like everyone else who is full of themselves. Those of you who want to pity him need to work an 8 hour day with him. He is like a shark under your boat. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: marcopolo at 12/04/2007 11:16 AM

Yeah, that Xmas CD's great, but what you don't know is that it was originally titled "Ronan Tynan's Satanist Black Mass Feast of Beelzebub," and the cover featured Tynan himself, naked and coated in drizzled honey, devouring a sacrificial Jell-O virgin. Then the marketing people got a hold of it, changed the title and picture, and re-dubbed "Let Us Sodomize God" to "Jingle Bell Rock." But hey, it's your money.

Posted by: Norman Luboff at 12/04/2007 01:37 PM

To marcopolo- better watch out, Ronan's internet henchwomen will beat the cr*p out of you if they find you. They are big gals...you may know who they are if you're acquainted with him. Get this...they think they are part of his "team". Wait till they find out the extend of his use of them. They may knock him down & sit on him till he screams "uncle", or worse. Thanks for sharing the insight, tho.

Posted by: irish2inusa at 12/04/2007 06:07 PM

There is not much you can tell me about the Irish people-user. So many truths in lots of these posts. The internet henchwomen term is humorous, but behind the scenes, it is more common to hear references such as singing to a herd of old cows. It's not unusual to hear "guernsey" or "cash cows". He ONLY wants a greener pasture. Over and out.

Posted by: marcopolo at 12/05/2007 10:27 AM

I've been much mistaken about Ronan and hereby have returned the Christmas CD to Costco for a refund. I looked on his website and he has on Liberace's fur coat. Obviously you can have money without class. However, he won't be buying any more luxuries with this ole' cow's money. Funny, one dissatisfied customer tells an average of 22 people. Maybe that will be 23 of us who do not own Ronan's Christmas CD.

Posted by: roseleahy at 12/10/2007 05:32 PM

Note to roseleahy - Wow, I've been away and so much has transpired on here. Glad you got your refund. Please check CMonks other blog on here titled "the christmas cd you must rush out and buy as if your life depended on it." It's very interesting to say the least. I have wondered (by seeing the fur coat picture) if the man has more problems that anyone could imagine? I just hope no baby seals or any other animals had to die for that coat. And, how many men have a hood on a pimp coat anyhow? What's that about? Not even Liberace had a hood on his and if anyone would, he would have. Uh-hum. You just never know these days. And note to mk-Ronan - your last post aimed at me regarding laughter? Well, I may be amusing to you, but you and that fur coat "take the cake." We can only hope it belongs to someone else who doesn't mind having it stretched out. Remember the saying "he who laughs last, laughs best." You can probably hear me laughing all over this great US of A.

Posted by: bsparks at 12/10/2007 07:05 PM

i just saw ronan tynan in a capital one commercial. i am certain it was him as he says 'what's in your wallet.'

Posted by: steveballard at 12/11/2007 09:04 AM

bsparks is one angry chick...don't you know a publicity stunt when you see one? After all, you are so well traveled in the US of A. (That is so corny).

Posted by: jon d. at 12/11/2007 09:46 AM

After studying every single post on this entire blog, I have come to the conclusion that mk is indeed Dr. Ronan Tynan in "drag blogging." Don't be angry with him, he is having a great time here and he knows what he is doing! It's the latest thing, you know? Rumor has it that he is a REAL party phenom! Luv the singing but REALLY luv the coat! Baaaaaby-you've got it going on now. Party on, life is too short! @@

Posted by: Spanx2Detriot at 12/13/2007 02:48 PM

jon D-I don't think bsparks is angry or female. Just a rapier wit and a gift of sarcasm. The comment about the coat, tho, prompted me to write that it puts the "sis" in narcissistic, which accurately describes the tenor. And marcopolo obviously knows that with the huge ego of Ronan Tynan, there is no "I" in "team", therefore he doesn't do well with others.

Posted by: maura_russell at 12/17/2007 11:38 AM

My take on the whole Ronan Tynan thing...he is really a lonely middle aged guy who takes himself and his career waaay too seriously...you know, his job is his life, no wife or kids, it's sad if you think about it. I'm not trashing the guy, I actually think he's talented. Having said that, there is something about him that makes him attractive in a strange way...maybe it's just me.

Posted by: siobhan at 12/22/2007 10:19 PM

I, too, think he is attractive in a strange way...glad I'm not the only one! I like the mysterious type. Happy Holidays everyone!

Posted by: Spanx2Detroit at 12/26/2007 02:05 AM

I'm sure you all enjoyed seeing Ronan sing at that hockey game last week, as did I--but am I the only one who was bothered by the fact that his penis was showing?

Posted by: Myrna Loy at 01/07/2008 09:53 PM

Maybe we should review the videotape on that one...I was focusing on the singing. I still think Ronan is kind of cute, though - in an offbeat sort of way.

Posted by: siobhan at 01/08/2008 12:26 AM

He is strange, alright, but not attractive. Plus any woman over 30 can see he has "virgin" written all over him. He's a bit old to be "cute". He doesn't have the personality for it, either. Way too serious and self-serving. As for the weenie showing at Buffalo...must have been a smudge on your television screen or camera lens. Not even real men would have packages visible in 10-degree weather and snow.

Posted by: maura_russell at 01/09/2008 06:25 PM

Okay, "cute" has nothing to do with age and I seriously doubt the "virgin" situation. (By the way, I am over 30 and I don't get that impression at all.) I just have an unexplained attraction to middle-aged, Irish-Catholic men who wear glasses and have big beer bellies. I feel so much better now that I have admitted that!

Posted by: siobhan at 01/09/2008 09:30 PM

According to a reasonably reliable source, our favorite physician/tenor/equestrian/motivational speaker/party animal is actually married and has been for years. If you notice, besides the blinding "Yankees" ring, he also wears a wedding band. Just thought I would share that bit of trivia with everyone.

Posted by: anonymous at 01/10/2008 12:17 PM

Sweet. Who is the husband?

Posted by: Spanx2Detroit at 01/10/2008 02:04 PM

He is sooo not married! This much I know for sure.

Posted by: Siobhan at 01/10/2008 03:25 PM

Who cares? Who cares if he is married or single? Who cares is he has a Yankee ring, a pinky ring or ring worm? Who cares if he is gay, straight, single, cross-dresser, bad dresser, cheap or sleeps all over New York, New England or New Zealand? He may be very accomplished in various things...but no more so than a lot of other people his age. (he seems ancient, but he is only 47 or so...) What does make me wonder, tho, is knowing the shower rooms for the Sabres all have liquid soap now....no dropping the bar soap allowed when you-know-who is there.

Posted by: maura_russell at 01/10/2008 04:00 PM

Different strokes for different folks, they say. FYI and TMI maybe, but I use bar soap...my absolute favorite. Cheerio!

Posted by: Spanx2Detroit at 01/10/2008 05:07 PM

Well, honestly I do care about "all things Ronan" because I have developed a serious crush on him. So if any of you know how to contact him, please tell him of my feelings for him. Unless of course he really does have ring worm, forget about it - I have my standards.

Posted by: Siobhan at 01/10/2008 06:24 PM

Spanx2: You have not lived until you have experienced "vanilla sugar" scented shower gel from Bath&Body Works. You will never, ever go back to bar soap, I promise.

Posted by: anonymous at 01/10/2008 06:36 PM

Wow, there are some angry women on this blog. But you know what they say about a woman scorned...hmmm.

Posted by: shrek at 01/10/2008 08:38 PM

Shrek -- now YOU are the cute one. However, I'm not an angry person, nor have I ever been scorned by R.Tynan. He just used my name once in regard to an Irish cruise last year....still no explanation from him on why he did that. I wasn't on the cruise.

Posted by: maura_russell at 01/11/2008 09:46 AM

Siobahn -- let us know how your "crush" works out, OK? And Spanx...ditto that on the vanilla sugar fragrance from B&B Works. It is great.

Posted by: maura_russell at 01/11/2008 09:49 AM

My question is simple. Does the "vanilla sugar" come in a bar also?

Posted by: Spanx2Detroit at 01/11/2008 09:51 AM

Furthermore, maybe "vanilla sugar" only comes in Irish Tenor fragrance? Mmmmm

Posted by: Spanx2Detroit at 01/11/2008 09:53 AM

Sorry, Spanx, I believe the "vanill sugar" is available in gel only, but they come out with new products everday. So keep your fingers crossed. Maura: Not to be ignorant or anything, but are you an entertainer or in some related field? Just curious, not trying to be funny.

Posted by: anonymous at 01/11/2008 11:40 AM

Thank you so much, Maura, I'm sure you are cute too. Unfortunately, I have been scorned many times, by Dr. T and many others.

Posted by: Shrek at 01/11/2008 12:05 PM

I could stand a little "scorning" myself. But for now, I am off to Bath&Body Works for that vanilla sugar. Ta-ta for now.

Posted by: Spanx2Detroit at 01/11/2008 12:22 PM

Hey, you should all check out the other blog on this site about Dr. Tynan.(12/07) There are some women over there who seem to have the real dirt on our favorite tenor. I'm just saying...

Posted by: anonymous at 01/11/2008 04:16 PM

To Anonymous: Thanks for the tip about the other "Ronan" blog, lots of great tidbits over there. But they seem to have gone off on a "Josh Groban" tangent. Well, there's no accounting for taste, I guess.

Posted by: Siobhan at 01/11/2008 09:41 PM

Here's another tidbit. The great (to himself)Dr. Tynan is not EVEN close to being in the same league as Josh Groban...obviously many people have just not heard the clarity and freshness of Mr. Groban. (Josh Groban probably made more money in his first 10 minutes that Ronan Tynan so far.) Of course, Groban has a 20+ yrs jump on the ol' man, so that in itself is not comparable. The Dr. needs to go home to Ireland and sing to real cows FAR out into the pasture somewhere. Why is it that foreign people can't make it in their own country...they come here and expel what they think is talent on us over here (and use "I love America" as their promotional tool). If a person is going to do that, they need to make certain they have a little something to offer - something that makes it (at least)worth his/her time and effort.

Posted by: AnonyMouse at 01/12/2008 01:26 PM

Just an observation, if I may - It has been my experience that when a person displays such great animosity towards another, there is generally one explanation. The two people were at one time very close, perhaps even intimate. There is indeed a fine line between love and hate. There is no way that "AnonyMouse" could harbor such ill will towards Ronan Tynan unless she (or he) was once quite close to the man. Rejection does hurt, and can often result in anger and unpleasant outbursts.

Posted by: YankeeDoodleAnnie at 01/12/2008 03:24 PM

YankeeDoodleAnnie - If your observation that great animosity is indicative of a closeness between Ronan Tynan and anyone showing animosity, then the biggest percent of the bloggers have had some sort of relationships with the man. He can only wish.

Posted by: Spanx2Detroit at 01/12/2008 04:58 PM

Good point Spanx2, Ronan would have to be one busy puppy if "Annie" is correct. I guess I am among the minority, as I have yet to experience the wonder that is Ronan.

Posted by: Siobhnan at 01/12/2008 08:04 PM

If I could find someone to love, there's hope for everyone. To Ronan Tynan: Stay strong, brother!!

Posted by: Shrek at 01/13/2008 06:46 PM

Shrek - Aren't you married to Fiona?

Posted by: Donkey at 01/13/2008 07:29 PM

Of course you are correct, Donkey. My lovely Fiona and I are blissfully happy. I should have said, "I was able to find someone, so there's hope for everyone." Thank you for the opportunity to correct any misunderstanding that my previous quote may have caused.

Posted by: Shrek at 01/13/2008 07:57 PM

Did everyone hear the latest, it's all over the news. Ronan Tynan is engaged, yes - to a woman!

Posted by: Anonymous at 01/14/2008 12:12 AM

Well, I for one am devastated by this turn of events, assuming that it's true. The good ones always seem to be taken.

Posted by: Siobhan at 01/14/2008 12:47 AM

This particular tenor is not engaged. Never has been, never will be. Not to an American, certainly not an Irish woman, and not an Italian woman. He is too old to change. Narcissists are always loners. They are in love only with themselves. Every time you mention his name on here, you give him fodder for his ego. Yes, he is here blogging.

Posted by: Maire_emerald1 at 01/14/2008 07:55 AM

It's just curious to me how some of my fellow bloggers seem to have such detailed knowledge of my brother from another mother, the multi-talented Ronan Tynan. Are you former friends/associates/etc. of the Doctor? Inquiring minds need to know.

Posted by: Shrek at 01/14/2008 11:17 AM

Wow, so much news since the last time I blogged. Glad to see that someone else KNOWS that Ronan Tynan blogs here, too. I knew it!! Hi Ronan-mk...haven't seen "mk" in awhile. Some of your other names are pretty cute, though and you are quite busy on both blogs. But it's ok...don't get huffy about it.

Posted by: bsparks at 01/14/2008 01:05 PM

No kidding,is Ronan really on here? If so, I have a message for him...I really think you are adorable, not to mention talented and generous. Give me a call sometime!

Posted by: Siobhan at 01/14/2008 02:04 PM

Anonymous -- you're funny. Ronan Tynan has never been "all over the news" about anything....much less an engagement.

Posted by: maggie_kelley at 01/14/2008 02:07 PM

Hey Shrek, want to go cow-tipping sometime?

Posted by: Donkey at 01/14/2008 03:22 PM

Okay, I am not the "anonymous" who posted that entry about the engagement. Obviously, there is more than one person on this blog who chooses to remain incognito. But as long as we're on the subject - I am the anonymous who said earlier that R.T. wears a wedding ring and is happily married. I just wanted to clarify that, thank you.

Posted by: Anonymous at 01/14/2008 05:47 PM

Donkey: You name the time and the pasture and I'm there, my friend! To bsparks: Maybe "mk" has been awaiting your return, he (or she, I guess) seemed to enjoy your earlier exchanges.

Posted by: Shrek at 01/14/2008 05:57 PM

I must disagree with "Maggie" - Dr. Tynan certainly was "all over the news" just last week. It was not regarding his engagement however. He was being taken to task for refusing to sing the Star Spangled Banner before a hockey game in Buffalo. Dr.Tynan says that he will not sing the anthem until he becomes a citizen of the U.S. He will only perform God Bless America. I for one applaud his decision and would like to invite him to visit Canada more often. His future wife is, of course, included in the invitation.

Posted by: Wayne Gretszky at 01/15/2008 12:53 AM

Someone help me here...doesn't Wayne Gretzky live in California now and has for quite some time? Didn't he move here to play and retire from a California team? Guess I could Google that...

Posted by: AnonyMouse at 01/15/2008 08:07 AM

I will always be a Canadian in my heart, and will therefore continue to act as an unofficial ambassador for my great nation! My invitation to Dr. & the future Mrs. Tynan still stands. AnonyMous, google if you must, honey.

Posted by: Wayne G. at 01/15/2008 11:10 AM

Ronan is practically my neighbor here in Florida. Saw him just yesterday. I hope we get well-acquainted because we wear the same shoe size. I have a couple of blazers he may want to borrow, as well. Our mutual friend, Jeb, introduced us a few months back. I was astonished to learn we wear the same eyeglasses purchased at Wal-Mart! Being frugal in not a sin. He is my kind of guy.

Posted by: janet reno, esq at 01/15/2008 12:59 PM

Wayne G. -- Sure you are Gretsky...hahaha. News in Buffalo would never constitute "all over the news" as Buffalo is not a major metro area.

Posted by: maggie_kelley at 01/15/2008 01:06 PM

Janet R - Sure you're the former atty general...hahaha. However, giving you the benefit of the doubt, I've always thought you were a big clown.

Posted by: maggie_kelley at 01/15/2008 03:05 PM

I did just that...I googled Wayne Gretzky. I also found where I could ask him an actual question. Mr. Gretzky has never heard of Ronan Tynan much less received and invitation of any sort. What's up with RT...is he tripping?

Posted by: AnonyMouse at 01/15/2008 03:30 PM

Excuse me, AnonyMouse, but I think that earlier post alleged that Wayne had extended an invite to R.T., not the other way around... just to clear up any misunderstanding. To MaggieO: I actually did see a report re: the Anthem controversy on a Philly station, just to let you know. Oh yes, and Erin Go Bragh!

Posted by: Maureen O'Hara at 01/15/2008 03:50 PM

Maureen - have you had more than your 2-martini limit? it is maggie_kelley, NOT maggieO. Sober up!

Posted by: maggie_kelley at 01/15/2008 04:21 PM

Maggie O or Maggie Kelley or Maggie May, whatever you are calling yourself, when it comes to martinis, I know no limits. That goes for my dear friend, the extraordinary and deeply misunderstood, Ronan Tynan!

Posted by: Maureen O'Hara at 01/15/2008 06:37 PM

Cheers girls!!

Posted by: Spanx2Detroit at 01/15/2008 10:48 PM

The singing of the US National Anthem could be easily resolved. Hire Daniel Rodrigues, the singing policeman. He appears at Yankee Stadium and at other events. He has been on Schuler's Crystal Cathedral, etc. He has a lovely voice and is a citizen. I wouldn't call Tynan nor Rodriguez extraordinary, tho. They are ordinary.

Posted by: maggie_kelley at 01/16/2008 10:47 AM

You know who else used to like to sing things like "God Bless America" at things like baseball games? Hitler, that's who. And we all know how that turned out.

Posted by: Patrick Stewart at 01/16/2008 12:58 PM

I agree, Daniel Rodriquez does have a lovely voice but I still have a preference for Ronan. That's just my opinion. One question though, why do they sing the Canadian Anthem at hockey games that involve two American teams, and is taking place on American soil? To Patrick: Is that video on Youtube?

Posted by: Siobhan at 01/16/2008 02:55 PM

Siobhan, the reason they sing the Canadian anthem at insignificant hockey games is because hockey is an insignificant and albeit ignorant sport.

Posted by: Maire_emerald1 at 01/16/2008 03:33 PM

Maire: You might want to watch what you say about hockey, Wayne Gretzsky was apparently here just the other day. I hear he is also a good friend of Ronan Tynan; you wouldn't want the both of them angry with you at the same time.

Posted by: Anonymous at 01/16/2008 04:53 PM

Hey Shrek - Don't you wish there was a blog just for us movie stars (of another kind)? This back-and-forth stuff is tiring. The other blog is about as crazy as this one...have you looked at it?

Posted by: Donkey at 01/16/2008 07:08 PM

Donkey: What other blog are you referring to my friend? It is tough being a movie star(and sex symbol) sometimes, isn't it? By the way, my dear Fiona sends her best to you and yours.

Posted by: Shrek at 01/16/2008 08:59 PM

There are comments about another blog on this CMonks site. I found it and it is titled "A Christmas CD you must rush out and buy...." and the subject is also Ronan Tynan. Check it out. It is not much different than this one. Hi to Fiona-ha.

Posted by: Donkey at 01/17/2008 08:31 AM

To Donkey: The other blog seems to be full of anrgy comments from Ronan's bitter ex-(or wanna be)girlfriends and, believe it or not, Josh Groban groupies! Pretty funny, thanks for the tip.

Posted by: Siobhan at 01/17/2008 12:24 PM

CMonks...where are you? Please be advised I have a sister named Fiona and so does Ronan Tynan.

Posted by: queen lillian at 01/17/2008 12:48 PM

Siobhan -- Don't take all this so seriously. Everyone on here is phony. It is part of the fun of blogging. Phantom people post messages about subjects they know nothing about. It is CYBERSPACE, don't ya know!! Talk is cheap, and even cheaper on the internet. Lighten up, ok? If you should happen to be a friend of Ronan Tyan, or Ronan himself, just know that this spacey stuff is all silly games.

Posted by: Glynda at 01/17/2008 01:25 PM

Siobhan - the other pages are just like this one. Fantasy land is open for business 24-7. I could be George W. Bush and still put down any name. But it is part of the blog culture.

Posted by: maggie_kelley at 01/17/2008 01:57 PM

HEY! I really am donkey, not an alias. I never do mind using my real name as I have no thing to hide. And, don't forget Shrek's betrothed is Fiona, also. I, myself, have my own Dragon and Dronkies. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: Donkey at 01/17/2008 03:11 PM

Serious, me? Alrighty, then...

Posted by: Siobhan at 01/17/2008 04:13 PM

Maggie: I just hope that you thank God every day that you are NOT George W. Bush.

Posted by: Anonymous at 01/17/2008 06:28 PM

Anonymous: I'm more thankful to God that I don't have to wake up to that Dubyah face every morning and realize I'm married to THAT!

Posted by: maggie_kelley at 01/18/2008 08:58 AM

Maggie: After a while, you can get used to anything. At least we have this nice big house to live in.

Posted by: Laura Bush at 01/18/2008 06:44 PM

BAAAAAaaaaaaaammmmbeeeeeeeenfnnfiiiiiirrrrgggghhhhAAAAAAAAHHhhhronantynanherpesAAAAAhhhhh!

Posted by: Adlai Stevenson at 01/18/2008 07:58 PM

Again, I find myself at a total loss...

Posted by: Charlie Brown at 01/18/2008 08:17 PM

Charlie B.: I know just what you mean, and I feel your pain.

Posted by: R. Guiliani at 01/19/2008 06:13 PM

I was looking out my window today. I discovered the leaves have not yet fallen from my neighbors oak tree. What's that about?

Posted by: lillian_venom at 01/19/2008 10:50 PM

It means that Al Gore was right all along, Lillian.

Posted by: Anonymous at 01/20/2008 03:46 PM

Yes he was right - Hillary for Prez/Gore for VP - yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Charlie Brown at 01/22/2008 12:05 AM

Wow, not much going on since I last checked. Thank you to my fellow bloggers for "educating" me regarding the whole cyber world. What would a naive and very serious girl like myself do without your words of wisdom? I am eternally grateful for your guidance.

Posted by: Siobhan at 01/22/2008 11:15 AM

Go Hillary, go girlfriend! And Janet Reno for V.P....now that's THE ticket!!

Posted by: Spanx2Detroit at 01/22/2008 02:13 PM

Siobahn - you are all but slurring your words. Get some help now, to get off the Guinness. Please get professional help.

Posted by: mary_casey at 01/22/2008 02:15 PM

Me, slurring words? You can't even spell my name right. Guinness is sooo not my drink of choice anyway. Besides, was I speaking to you, Mary??

Posted by: Siobhan at 01/22/2008 04:23 PM

Earth to Siobhan...this is the WORLD WIDE WEB! You are speaking to everyone who reads this anywhere in the WORLD! And, mary_casey, there apparently are still people who don't understand that yet and it is 2008!(I am shaking my head)

Posted by: AnonyMouse at 01/22/2008 10:54 PM

AnonyMouse: Seriously, people all over the WORLD can read this?? I had no freakin' idea; thank you for this valuable information. Now stop shaking your head befor you hurt yourself. P.S.: I am so glad you spelled my name correctly in your post, I get quite annoyed when people spell it incorrectly!

Posted by: Siobhan at 01/23/2008 11:19 AM

Hey Siobhan (?)- The CORRECT way you spell your name is R-O-N-A-N T-Y-N-A-N. You did better when you were "mk".

Posted by: bsparks at 01/23/2008 12:00 PM

...not even close...

Posted by: Siobhan at 01/23/2008 12:34 PM

Hey, bsparks, I completely agree that RT is here under an assumed name, but I do not think it's "Siobhan". I think she is one of his loyal followers though. After reading through some of the previous posts, my guess is that "Donkey" is the tenor in disguise. Of course, I could be wrong.

Posted by: Charlie Brown at 01/23/2008 01:18 PM

Once and for all, I really am Donkey. Please believe me, or better yet, just ask my friend, Shrek. I'm sure he'll vouch for me.

Posted by: Donkey at 01/28/2008 12:14 AM

I would like to take this opportunity to address the above posting signed by "Donkey" on 1/28/08@ 12:14am. I don't know who you are and won't ever know for sure, nor will other bloggers. But YOU KNOW and I KNOW that you are not the original Donkey...you are using the alias as you do the Shrek alias. This is pretty much proof that you are Ronan Tynan (and bsparks is correct in that you are on here). And, if that is what "floats your boat", then do it. Use all other bloggers' names that you like - but keep in mind that some of us know each other, so you are messing up. In the event that there are future postings by "Donkey", then they will be you (RT). I will no longer post. So, whatever you wish to reply with or as, go for it. Too bad you ruin things...

Posted by: Donkey(original) at 01/29/2008 10:49 AM

Geez, Donkey, you need to relax. I was reprimanded a while back by my fellow bloggers because they felt I was taking this all too seriously.(I was really just having fun, but whatever!) They also felt the need to explain the whole concept of the Web to me. What would I do without their insight? Seriously though, lighten up, okay? (FYI: there are posts on here by another "Siobhan", name spelled incorrectly and definitely not me.) BSparks: Wrong, keep guessing.

Posted by: Siobhan at 01/29/2008 01:29 PM

Not guessing, no guessing needed...don't you WISH it was a guess, RT?

Posted by: bsparks at 01/29/2008 01:54 PM

Okay, BSparks, I know you are convinced that I'm actually RT in disguise. You're wrong, I don't even know the man, I'm just a casual fan of his. I have only spoken up on his behalf (with some humor, I hope)because it seemed like some bloggers were "ganging up" on the guy. Of course, I realize that most of it was all in good fun, as were my posts. Maybe I'm just one of those people who always cheers on the underdog. Anyway, that's my story, now gave a great day.

Posted by: Siobhan at 01/29/2008 05:44 PM

Oops, that's "have" a great day!

Posted by: Siobhan at 01/29/2008 05:45 PM

I would like to thank Siobhan for defending me. However, I don't think of myself as an underdog particularly. Bsparks, ok, you're correct. I do like to post using an alias from time to time. That is the nature of a blogger, right? I will not divulge exactly which aliases. Now that this issue is settled, please check my website for updates and photos. I will be adding much more soon. Thanks, C Monks! Take care all!

Posted by: Dr. Ronan Tynan at 01/30/2008 12:05 AM

Dr. Tynan - thanks for joining in our blogosphere! Your website is great. Please join us here again when you can. Bsparks can relax now that the issue is settled.

Posted by: Glynda at 01/30/2008 07:37 AM

RT: You're welcome, the "underdog" description was not meant to be negative in any way. Anyway, thanks for clearing things up...and maybe I'll be fortunate enough to see you at that big, beautiful Stadium in the Bronx.

Posted by: Siobhan at 01/30/2008 11:51 AM

So why is Ronan Tynan always the girl in the aliases? Creepy. And, what's with the sister thing. Double Creepy...so NOT hot.

Posted by: BrittanySpeerz at 01/30/2008 10:25 PM

Awww, I think Siobhan and Dr. T have developed a mutual cyber crush. It's kind of sweet and disturbing at the same time. Oh, what the hell, best of luck to you both!

Posted by: Charlie Brown at 01/30/2008 11:05 PM

So, Dr. Ronan Tynan IS on here! Hey, with all these aliases, he keeps it safe...

Posted by: AnonyMouse at 01/31/2008 08:42 AM

I believe that's called "schizophrenia"...heard about it last week. Still creepy!

Posted by: BrittanySpeerz at 01/31/2008 09:31 AM

Brittany: "Schizophrenia" actually has nothing to do with many identities or multiple personalities; many people have that misconception. The fact that Dr. Tynan or any other blogger chooses to use various pseudonyms is not necessarily a sign of mental illness. It is more likely a symptom of extreme boredom at work and, dare I say, a sense of humor and creativity.

Posted by: Dr. Joyce Brothers at 01/31/2008 11:09 AM

Brother Joyce, does it matter? He's still creepy.

Posted by: BrittanySpeerz at 01/31/2008 01:07 PM

If I didn't know the dr. personally, this blog would give me the ebeegeebees.

Posted by: Nora Nytan at 01/31/2008 01:14 PM

"Creepy", like anything else, is in the eye of the beholder. I'm just saying...

Posted by: Siobhan at 01/31/2008 01:15 PM

Nora: Is 'ebeegeebees' a medical term? Siobhan: You are still defending your sweetie, huh? Well, loyalty is an admirable quality; I only hope the feelings are mutual.

Posted by: Charlie Brown at 01/31/2008 01:21 PM

My wife asked that I read this particular blog. I did. It is obvious, and all jokes aside, that Dr. Tynan may indeed have some serious identity issues. Replying to one's self is questionable at any rate. Seriously, this is disturbing and there is no doubt that some of these aliases are the same person replying to himself/herself. This is all the time I will spend here and I will encourage my wife to do something else with her time. Good day!

Posted by: Dr. Edwin Boyd, PhD at 01/31/2008 03:17 PM

Oh good Lord, lighten up Dr. Boyd!! FYI: Attempting to diagnos an "identity issue" or anything else by reading a few blog postings is probably not the best idea. Most of the people here are just having a good laugh, including Dr. Tynan, if he is indeed among the bloggers. No, I am not Dr. Tynan, although I'm sure some genius will once again make that assumption.

Posted by: Siobhan at 01/31/2008 03:56 PM

This blog is beginning to get a little too high-brow for me - a PhD is now among us? I think I may be in way over my head.

Posted by: Charlie Brown at 02/01/2008 03:48 PM

Why would a PhD sign as Dr. Joe Smith, PhD. Most medical doctors don't sign Dr. Joe Smith, MD. Redundant? I know, it's very trivial....but a mistake nonetheless.

Posted by: Erin _from Eire at 02/01/2008 04:46 PM

As for the PhD issue, well it's really Ronan Tynan AGAIN getting it all mixed up AGAIN! Someone help "them".

Posted by: AnonyMouse at 02/01/2008 05:27 PM

Why would Dr.T post something so negative and insulting about himself? That's really twisted, if it's true.

Posted by: Siobhan at 02/01/2008 06:26 PM

Uh, because I'm twisted and I CAN'T HELP IT. Leave me alone people! Even for a big guy, sometimes I just can't take it!!

Posted by: Dr. Ronan Tynan at 02/01/2008 11:00 PM

Wow! It looks like Dr. T might end up calling Dr. Phil. That will get him nowhere fast.

Posted by: BrittanySpeerz at 02/01/2008 11:13 PM

Seriously, can the real Ronan Tynan sue people for using his name on here? I know we now have a PhD, do we have any lawyers blogging who might know the answer?

Posted by: Charlie Brown at 02/01/2008 11:41 PM

Well, I am certainly not a lawyer, but I think it's just wrong to use another person's real name when posting. Be creative and make something up, geez. Oh, and yes, Charlie, I will continue to defend my "sweetie", as you refer to Dr. Tynan. I still think R.T. is adorable and talented.

Posted by: Siobhan at 02/02/2008 12:06 AM

Seriously Siobhan, I doubt anyone can sue anyone else on here. Blogging is just that...people being stupid sometimes. Do you really think Ronan Tynan would blog on here OR even take the time to read this stupid stuff? Give the guy some credit now. To me, it's more fun to use silly names than real names, but still it's all in jest. I have read blogs on all kinds of subjects, people, places, religions, etc. You would not believe the famous names that show up. Everyone knows that the blogger's name is never the real blogger. That's the fun of it. I know that Ronan Tynan would not blog on here...it's sort of a career standard or something. I mean, the tabloids use direct (but false) quotes on famous people. Too bad there are so many idoits in the world. I wish we could get this blog back on the "fun track".

Posted by: MickeyMouse at 02/02/2008 12:42 PM

Ummm, Mickey Mouse, I never said I thought R.T. or anyone else was here, those suggestions came from fellow bloggers. Just remember, some forms of humor are more subtle than others ok? I am well aware of how this all works, but thanks for the whole blog tutorial.

Posted by: Siobhan (not an idiot) at 02/02/2008 01:09 PM

Does anyone have a good recipe for tortilla soup? I have seen the soup mixes but prefer it homemade all the way. Please help me...

Posted by: BrittanySpeerz at 02/02/2008 03:33 PM

Britt: I would think getting soup recipes would be the least of your worries.

Posted by: Charlie Brown at 02/02/2008 08:19 PM

Ok..I see what you mean. I shouldn't worry with soup recipes. I will make brownies instead. Got milk?

Posted by: BrittanySpeerz at 02/03/2008 11:03 AM

Brittany, I'm happy to see that milk is now your drink of choice. Don't even think of adding any "extra" ingredients to the brownies, ok. Sober is a very good thing.

Posted by: Siobhan at 02/03/2008 02:25 PM

Yes, the Giants win!!! This is great, now if only the Yankees can somehow FINALLY win another World Series.

Posted by: Siobhan at 02/03/2008 10:35 PM

Well, Siobhan, if the love of your life, Dr. Tynan, continues to sing that incredibly long version of God Bless America during the Yankees playoff games, they might just have a shot at winning. On second thought, maybe not.

Posted by: Charlie Brown at 02/04/2008 12:46 PM

Well, Charlie B., I hope that wasn't a negative comment about the New York Yankees. In case you didn't know, I am a huge fan of that particular team. What's this about Siobhan and my friend, Dr.Tynan-is a romance brewing? Wouldn't that be lovely!

Posted by: Shrek at 02/04/2008 01:55 PM

Hey, Brittany. Make sure you dress HOT to appear in court...something low-cut. But wear some panties, causde some judges are old fogies. Good luck, girl. Don't worry, you can get those "special" brownies thru HOT jail guards. Love your show, babe!

Posted by: Pearees Hellton at 02/04/2008 02:05 PM

Hi! I just finished a batch of great brownies. I had to make 7 batches before I got it right. I think it was Betty Crocker's fault actually. I get blamed for everything. And no, nothing funny was added. Maybe a couple of things left out? I just can't think. Since someone may be concerned as to whether I wear panties to court or not, I think that is all I will wear. Then no one can say a word about it! If I can get my attorney to do the same, then we might have a chance at me getting the kids back...or at least seeing them. I love everybody, dammit. Is that too hard to understand?

Posted by: BrittanySpeerz at 02/04/2008 02:30 PM

Oh, Shrek, are you giving me a hard time, too? Somehow I expected better of you.

Posted by: Siobhan at 02/04/2008 10:42 PM

Now, now, Siobhan, just a little teasing at your expense. Please forgive me if I have offended you in any way. You seem like such a lovely person, always defending my good friend, Ronan. Have a wonderful day.

Posted by: Shrek at 02/05/2008 01:57 PM

Does anyone know if you can freeze brownies? No one seems to want any and I don't want them to go to waste. I am just so proud that I got them right. I make good brownies, dammit!

Posted by: BrittanySpeerz at 02/06/2008 11:55 AM

Mrs. Quinn's Easy Brownies are the rich fudgy kind.
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1 teaspoon salt
1 cup chopped, toasted nuts
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
PREPARATION:
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Posted by: maggie_kelley at 02/06/2008 03:39 PM

Yum, yum...Maggie, maybe you could whip up a batch for me. Alas, my lovely Fiona is not much of a baker.

Posted by: Shrek at 02/06/2008 03:59 PM

I've been doing some reading here and on the other blog. I am 99% certain that if Shrek, Charlie Brown, Donkey, Siobhan, (and a couple or three from the other blog) would all stand up now and go look into the nearest mirror, they would all see the same person...Dr. Ronan Tynan! That single 1% is what keeps Tynan hidden since blogging is generally anonymous. It's like he has to get into "character" to blog, yet anyone with any wits about them can tell it is him. Why doesn't he get it? I wonder if he ever asks himself, "why do I do this crap?" He should just write songs if he likes to type, etc. Get something NEW going on. Also, several bloggers on the other blog are quite irritated with him. He's the one who should "come clean" as he says....

Posted by: bsparks at 02/06/2008 06:26 PM

BSparks: I can't speak for any of the other "aliases" you mentioned, but I am definitely not Ronan Tynan.(Yes, I do use one other alias on the other blog; I think you might, too). I thought we had settled this earlier. I know there is no way to convince you of that, but as for people being "annoyed", I'm not so sure about that. I think mostly everyone on here is having fun, except maybe you. This is all supposed to be fun and not taken too seriously, right? If you or anyone else is that irritated, you can find another source of amusement.

Posted by: Siobhan at 02/06/2008 07:33 PM

Nope, I have no other names...just this one (and it is my real name - nothing to hide). I do not blog on the other RT blog but I read it. It's too much like this one. However, I do blog on two other C Monks blogs. The guy should have a comedy show of his own. Nevertheless, Ronan Tynan seemingly is irritating to people who have actually seen him (you) speak or perform. And that has nothing to do with blogging or irritated bloggers. I am going to make it a point to see him (you) this year, just don't know when. Then I will know. I will check his (your) website for dates. Hopefully not all the audience will have blue hair. Sorry, but I am not going away...don't even try that one! Blogs'R'Us!

Posted by: bsparks at 02/06/2008 09:49 PM

Okay, I will no longer waste any effort on tyring to convince you that I am NOT the good doctor. But I will also be sticking around, this is fun. By the way, are you a man or a woman, B.Sparks, just curious? (I know you won't believe this, but not only am I not R.T. -I'm a woman, from NY.)

Posted by: Siobhan at 02/06/2008 11:27 PM

Siobhan-Shrek, did you go look into the mirror yet? You don't have to explain to me whatsoever.(You may live in NY, but you're not from NY). "Denial" is not a river in Egypt...that would be The Nile. And, my gender has nothing to do with this blog. In the event I come to one of your performances, I will politely introduce myself if there is an opportunity to do so. You better keep your game face on as I so badly want to change that 99% to 100% for all the bloggers here!

Posted by: bsparks at 02/07/2008 01:13 PM

Ms. Kelley - Thanks for that great brownie recipe. It got me OUTTA HERE! I guess they know I'm gone? I did add a little something to the recipe after all....

Posted by: BrittanySpeerz at 02/07/2008 01:25 PM

Irish Soda Bread

INGREDIENTS:

3 cups all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon baking powder
1/3 cup white sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 egg, lightly beaten
2 cups buttermilk
1 cup raisins
1/4 cup butter, melted

DIRECTIONS
Preheat oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Grease a 9x5 inch loaf pan.
Combine flour, baking powder, sugar, salt and baking soda. Blend egg and buttermilk together, and add all at once to the flour mixture. Mix just until moistened. Stir in butter. Pour into prepared pan.
Bake for 65 to 70 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the bread comes out clean. Cool on a wire rack. Wrap in foil for several hours, or overnight, for best flavor.

Posted by: Glynda at 02/07/2008 01:27 PM

I don't even understand what all these percentages are referring to; and you are right, I'm originally from New Jersey. If you ever do have the good fortune of meeting Dr. Tynan, he will undoubtedly come to the conclusion that you are insane, just as I have.

Posted by: Siobhan at 02/07/2008 05:41 PM

Well, Siobhan, you don't follow along well if you don't get what bsparks is referring to on the percentages. Read it again. If you are going to comment on a previous post, please read the entire post, get your thoughts together, then type. I understand what bsparks is saying and I am 99% certain, too, that Ronan Tynan is on here as well. But it doesn't matter and it doesn't matter if it is you...he just likes to play in all of that SPARE time he has.

Posted by: AnonyMouse at 02/07/2008 07:39 PM

AnonyMouse/BSparks: I will respond to posts in any way that I wish...it is not your place to tell me or anyone else what to say or when to say it. This is an open forum for discussion,comments and/or responses.

Posted by: Siobhan at 02/07/2008 10:27 PM

Man oh man! You're really out there tonight, dude! Of course it is an open forum, etc. And, anyone can blog/post as they wish. That means ME, TOO! And the bsparks reference - What are you smokin'? It's making you edgy!

Posted by: AnonyMouse at 02/07/2008 11:29 PM

Hey -- Could this blog just be re-directed back to fun, OK? When or even "if" these blogs are read by Dr. Tynan, I'm sure he'd be disappointed in so much negativity.

Posted by: Erin _from Eire at 02/08/2008 01:37 PM

Amen to that, Erin!

Posted by: Siobhan at 02/08/2008 01:58 PM

I would like to post a comment about Ronan Tynan's CDs. We use them at the nursing home where I work. We play them throughout the facility and they are great for relaxation (for some of the more difficult patients). One lady wants to know if he is married. She is so cute about it. Anyhow, please know that his work is appreciated day and night.

Posted by: Lydia Morrison at 02/09/2008 01:07 AM

Lydia: It's nice to hear something so positive. My Mom, who recently passed away, was a big fan of Dr. Tynan's singing also; she had a lot of admiration for everything he has accomplished in his life in spite of considerable adversity. She was quite ill, and near the end, the only thing that would relax her was music - she only wanted to hear Frank (Sinatra, of course) or Ronan. Their voices were peaceful and soothing for her. My Mom was also of Irish descent and a lifelong Yankees fan, which made her enjoy Dr. Tynan even more, I would suspect. Maybe that's why I feel the need to speak up on his behalf; just my small way of saying "Thanks" on my mother's behalf.

Posted by: Siobhan at 02/09/2008 11:39 AM

Siobhan (what an interesting name)- My sympathy to you for your loss. Mothers are such special people. Do you (or anyone) know if Dr. Tynan has music videos or DVDs of his performances? Those would be ideal for us here. I found this blog while I was looking for information regarding Dr. Tynan. He has such a great life story. Anyway I am new to blogging but hopefully will get accustomed to it...and learn more about our tenor.

Posted by: Lydia Morrison at 02/10/2008 12:01 AM

Lydia: Thank you for your kind words; as for the videos,I'm not sure. You should check Dr. Tynan's website, www.ronantynan.net, I'm sure you can find any information you need there. Have a great day!

Posted by: Siobhan at 02/10/2008 12:08 PM

Happy Valentine's Day Everyone!! XOXO

Posted by: Anonymous at 02/14/2008 03:01 PM

Hope you all get lot of lovin' today!

Valentine's Day is a holiday celebrated on February 14. In North America and Europe, it is the traditional day on which lovers express their love for each other by sending Valentine's cards, presenting flowers, or offering confectionery. The holiday is named after two early Christian martyrs named Valentine. The day became associated with romantic love in the circle of Geoffrey Chaucer in High Middle Ages, when the tradition of courtly love flourished.

Posted by: Anonymous at 02/14/2008 04:12 PM

Ooops! The above post was written by me, and not another Anonymous person.

Posted by: maggie_kelley at 02/14/2008 04:16 PM

So Maggie, did you enjoy the Irish Cruise, get to spend any quality time with Ronan?
Inquiring minds need to know! :)

Posted by: The Real Anonymous at 02/15/2008 11:23 AM

Does anyone know where I can get one of those tiny dogs for my purse? I have a small dog, but either I get a smaller dog or a bigger purse...and no dog is the boss of me anymore!!

Posted by: BrittanySpeerz at 02/15/2008 03:39 PM

I have been reading on the Ronan Tynan website. It is very informative and I really enjoy all of the pictures. I think I will try to see him perform this year. Does anyone know if he ever comes to Dubuque, Iowa or the midwest? I suppose I would find that on the site. Anyhow, I really love this blogging now and keeping up with "my" tenor.

Posted by: Lydia Morrison at 02/17/2008 01:26 AM

Hi Lydia: I don't know about Dr. Tynan performing in your area, but his website does list upcoming events/concerts. I'm just glad there is someone else besides myself who appreciates Dr. T's music. I hope you don't mind if I share "your" tenor with you, please.

Posted by: Siobhan at 02/17/2008 09:22 PM

I am so grateful to have this weekend off. I thought I would check the blog and see what's new. It doesn't seem to be too active right now. And Siobhan, I don't mind sharing my tenor. At some point I will probably try to travel to see him. Maybe with a couple of friends. Until then, I will just keep checking the website and singing along at times. Have a great weekend, everyone!

Posted by: Lydia Morrison at 02/23/2008 10:52 AM

RUN, DON'T WALK!!..whenever you encouter this man. Be afraid, be very, very afraid!

Posted by: Cheryl O. at 03/08/2008 08:54 PM

To Lydia: (and anyone else who might be interested) I recently watched the DVD "Dr. Courageous" which is a short bio of Dr. Tynan's life. It is truly inspirational and it includes one of his motivational speeches. If you enjoy Dr. Tynan's music, you will really appreciate the DVD. It's actually pretty funny at times. (You can get it on his website). Have a great week everyone!

Posted by: Siobhan at 03/09/2008 12:13 AM

Hope everyone is enjoying their weekend. Why on earth would someone (Cheryl O) say something about being afraid of Dr. Tynan? Is there something more that should be shared? Otherwise, that's a tough label to put on anyone and not explain it.

Posted by: Lydia Morrison at 03/15/2008 11:29 PM

Lydia: The comment from Cheryl O is nothing compared to some of the other mean-spirited things various people have said about Dr. Tynan. It seems like he has offended many of them in some way, although I am not quite sure how or when. I have spoken up on his behalf on occasion and was then accused of actually being Dr. Tynan, using an alias. It's all a little bit crazy, but I'm glad that you have found this blog. Now there is at least one other person on here without some kind of personal vendetta against Dr. Tynan.

Posted by: Siobhan at 03/16/2008 12:03 AM

Hopefully everyone is having a fantastic Easter weekend. Siobhan-I have read this entire blog and some people are so cruel, like you said. That is really too sad. Maybe they just need to get a life of their own and stop trying to bring others down with them. The U.S. is plagued with depression anyhow...and we are the greatest country on the earth. Go figure. Anyhow, there cannot be this many people who have personal vendettas again the tenor. It's probably one mystery that will go unsolved. We can hope that those with ill will have moved on. Cross your fingers!

Posted by: Lydia Morrison at 03/22/2008 04:02 PM

Thanks, Lydia, Easter was great, hope yours was too. I guess you're right, the people posting negative comments about Dr. T are just negative in general and they need an outlet for all their hatred and bitterness. It is best to just say a little prayer for them perhaps. Have a great day!

Posted by: Siobhan at 03/25/2008 11:23 AM

Yes, there are those who are negative and lead a negative life. Most have no clue. It is who they are. Sad. On a happier note, Dr. T has been pretty busy lately. I truly hope that he has no idea about this blog and it's negativity. Some of these bloggers should work for those rag gossip papers.

Posted by: Lydia Morrison at 03/25/2008 10:32 PM

He may indeed be a fine singer, but I'll never forgive Ronan Tynan for the time he tattooed a picture of himself peeing on the Chevrolet logo on my grandmother's left buttcheek while she was asleep in his trailer. The man has no shame.

Posted by: Johan Santana at 03/28/2008 09:46 PM

Oh, God help you!!

Posted by: Siobhan at 03/29/2008 11:19 AM

Hey everyone - Monday afternoon, 3/31 at Yankee Stadium - it's opening day in the Bronx and Ronan Tynan will be singing God Bless America during the seventh inning stretch. The forecast is calling for rain, so let's keep our fingers crossed - for sunshine and a win for the Yankees!

Posted by: Anonymous at 03/30/2008 10:40 AM

Ballymaloe Irish Stew

Ingredients:

2-1/2 to 3 lbs (1.35kg) lamb chops (gigot or rack chops) not less than 1 inch (2.5cm) thick
8 medium or 12 baby carrots
8 medium or 12 baby onions
8 to 12 potatoes, or more if you like
salt and freshly ground pepper
1-1/4 to1-1/2 pints (750 ml-900 ml/3-33/4 cups) stock (lamb stock if possible) or water
1 sprig of thyme
1 Tbsp (1 American Tbsp + 1 tsp) roux, optional - see recipe
Garnish
1 Tbsp (1 American Tbsp + 1 tsp) freshly chopped parsley
1 Tbsp (1 American Tbsp + 1 tsp) freshly chopped chives

Roux
4 ozs (110g/1 stick) butter
4 ozs (110g/scant 1 cup) flour

Instructions
Preheat the oven to 180C/350F/regulo 4. Cut the chops in half and trim off some of the excess fat. Set aside. Render down the fat on a gentle heat in a heavy pan (discard the rendered down pieces).

Peel the onions and scrape or thinly peel the carrots (if they are young you could leave some of the green stalk on the onion and carrot). Cut the carrots into large chunks, or if they are small leave them whole. If the onions are large, cut them into quarters through the root, if they are small they are best left whole.

Toss the meat in the hot fat on the pan until it is slightly brown. Transfer the meat into a casserole, then quickly toss the onions and carrots in the fat. Build the meat, carrots and onions up in layers in the casserole, carefully season each layer with freshly ground pepper and salt. De-glaze the pan with lamb stock and pour into the casserole. Peel the potatoes and lay them on top of the casserole, so they will steam while the stew cooks. Season the potatoes. Add a sprig of thyme, bring to the boil on top of the stove, cover with a butter wrapper or paper lid and the lid of the saucepan. Transfer to a moderate oven or allow to simmer on top of the stove until the stew is cooked, 1 to 1-1/2 hours approx, depending on whether the stew is being made with lamb or hogget.

When the stew is cooked, pour off the cooking liquid, de-grease and reheat in another saucepan. Slightly thicken by whisking in a little roux if you like. Check seasoning, then add chopped parsley and chives. Pour over the meat and vegetables. Bring the stew back up to boiling point and serve from the pot or in a large pottery dish.

Melt the butter and cook the flour in it for 2 minutes on a low heat, stirring occasionally. Use as required. Roux can be stored in a cool place and used as required or it can be made up on the spot if preferred. It will keep at least a fortnight in a refrigerator.

Irish Stew with Pearl Barley

Add 1-2 Tbsps pearl barley with the vegetables. Increase the stock to 2 pints (1.2L/5 cups) as the pearl barley soaks up lots of liquid.

Yield: 8 servings

Posted by: Irish2inUSA at 03/30/2008 09:38 PM

Bummer...Opening Day was rained out at the Stadium! The games is rescheduled for tomorrow evening at 7:00 PM. No word yet on whether our favorite tenor will be part of the festivities, but I hear that Dr. Tynan will be performing at the Papal Mass at Yankee Stadium later this month. That is pretty darn awesome, I would say. Peace out, people.

Posted by: Anonymous at 03/31/2008 05:59 PM

The recipe above is too complicated for some of us. If Irish2inUSA could maybe put something that is quicker like Irish hamburger helper, that would be nice. What would I do without Betty Crocker. I am sure I am not the only one. Oh yea, I hate baseball.I would like to see more recipes.

Posted by: BrittanySpeerz at 04/01/2008 11:17 AM

Speaking of baseball...Dr. Tynan was supposed to sing God Bless America tonight during the Yankees home opener, but he did not. I hope he isn't ill or anything. On a happier note, Dr. Tynan is scheduled to be part of the upcoming Papal Mass at Yankee Stadium, just thought I would share that bit of news.

Posted by: Siobhan at 04/01/2008 11:23 PM

Seems the real story is the ghost of Yankees past, being Steve Swindal, has finally brought the axe to Ronan Tynan. Like the tenor would not show up for Opening Day for the Yankees due to "travel difficulties". Hahaha. Yes, we hear The Boss dumped Tynan because nothing from Swindal is wanted around the Bronx. Steve was just too stupid in letting Jennifer Swindal divorce him after 23 years. He'd rather have his booze than a nice family and become heir-apparent to the Yankees fortunes. Classic idiot! Tynan said he was friends with Swindal,,,,one drink at a bar makes a friendship? But that's how he got a chance to sing at YS. Maybe Ronan can get a reference for another gig. Look out Boston!! You may have more than one suck up coming your way! Hahaha.

Posted by: Anonymous at 04/02/2008 12:09 PM

If you're Irish, don't stand too close to R. Tynan today. Bertie Ahern resigned after questions about his "financial dealings". Just a few days ago, he was probably swigging whiskey with Ronan Tynan and George Bush on St. Patrick's Day. Birds of a feather.....well, I'm just saying.

Posted by: maggie_kelley at 04/02/2008 12:46 PM

Well, well. Does this mean Dr. Tynan has been "scorned"? Isn't that an ancient term of some sort? We don't use it a lot in the southwest part of the US. And no, I've never been in that situation with Ronan Tynan. No bitterness here!

Posted by: Cheryl O. at 04/02/2008 02:17 PM

I am so glad I read this blog. I thought "scorning" was a cookware company and a cooking technique like "stir-frying" or "boiling." I learn something new everyday. Oh yea, what is Papal? I think it's part of the eye maybe?

Posted by: BrittanySpeerz at 04/02/2008 03:31 PM

Of course, I don't know for sure why Dr. Tynan wasn't present on Opening Night. Let's remember that the game was rescheduled due to the rain, so maybe there was a scheduling conflict. I do remember that last year he missed opening day (due to illness) and the same types of stories were circulating, regarding the "real" reason for his absence. However, Dr. Tynan did perform at two of the Yankees playoff games in October. So I would say if there were any problems between the Dr. and the Yankees, they were resolved, at least at that point. Anyway, I'm a fan of the team and the tenor. so I hope all is well between them. Have a great day everyone!

Posted by: Siobhan at 04/03/2008 12:29 PM

Brittany (?)- The cookware is Corning. There is no such technique as scorning in cooking. Maybe you scorch - that is, burn? Cooking is not for all people. Oh, and "pupil" is the black part of the eye. Did you graduate from anywhere? And be serious!

Posted by: Anonymous505 at 04/07/2008 03:21 PM

Wow! It looks like some people have enough "serious" for all of us. Chillllllll

Posted by: BrittanySpeerz at 04/09/2008 12:39 PM

Serious is as serious does...

Posted by: Anonymiss at 04/10/2008 12:33 PM

Wow, I get it. Papal is the nickname of the Pope. That's what I get out of the media stuff. People sometimes call me Brit. I guess no matter how important you are, you can have a nickname. But I would have gone with "Po" and not Papal. Maybe he doesn't want to be confused with law enforcement. I have a cousin named "pockets" because he got into trouble so much.

Posted by: BrittanySpeerz at 04/15/2008 11:17 AM

Ronan is quoted as saying if you marry an Irish woman you have someone who is passionate but by God don't cross her she will kick your ass well the same can be said for ronans staff don't say anything mean about him or they will kick the ass off ya and that is no lie I found out the hard way

Posted by: lancer at 04/15/2008 10:06 PM

Ronan is quoted as saying if you marry an Irish woman you have someone who is passionate but by God don't cross her she will kick your ass well the same can be said for ronans staff don't say anything mean about him or they will kick the ass off ya and that is no lie I found out the hard way

Posted by: lancer at 04/15/2008 10:06 PM

In regard to Tynan's staff defending him...I think that's called loyalty, and what a wonderful concept it is.

Posted by: Anonymous at 04/15/2008 10:47 PM

If loyalty (for Ronan) has to involve violence or threats, then what does that say? And what "staff" does he have? He is known to be his own "show".

Posted by: weldon447 at 04/17/2008 08:45 PM

Who said anything about violence? I thought "getting your ass kicked" was just being used as a figure of speech. If "lancer" was actually physically assaulted or threatened by Tynan or his associates, that is really crossing the line. As for Tynan's staff, I think he does have a few people helping him out with the business side of things.

Posted by: Anonymous at 04/17/2008 11:31 PM

Didn't Dr. Tynan do a great job at the pre-Mass performance at Yankee Stadium? I thought so; he even did a Springsteen song(about 9/11) along with God Bless America. It was nice to see Dr. Tynan back in the Bronx, even if it wasn't during a game.

Posted by: Siobhan at 04/20/2008 03:34 PM

I'm sure RT did a great job - he always does. The coverage I saw didn't include any of the pre-Mass performances. Bummer.

Posted by: Lisa in PA at 04/20/2008 05:50 PM

For Lisa and anyone else who is interested: you can got to www.myfoxny.com and watch the video of RT singing God Bless America before the Mass (the first song is not included). Just search for "Ronan Tynan" on the site & the video should come up.

Posted by: Siobhan at 04/20/2008 07:47 PM

Siobhan-thanks for the link. He did indeed to a great job. Have a great week!

Posted by: Lisa in PA at 04/20/2008 10:14 PM

Siobhan-thanks for the link. He did indeed to a great job. Have a great week!

Posted by: Lisa in PA at 04/20/2008 10:14 PM

Sorry for the double post!

Posted by: Lisa in PA at 04/20/2008 10:19 PM

Sorry for the double post!

Posted by: Lisa in PA at 04/20/2008 10:29 PM

As technology and I seem to have had a parting of the ways I'm packing it in for now. Nighters!

Posted by: Lisa in PA at 04/20/2008 10:34 PM

Much has been discussed since I last checked in here. I have also discovered three other CMonks blogs regarding Ronan Tynan. There are some really ferrocious people out there. I did check the link for the pre-Mass performances. I really enjoyed it. Maybe we can eventually get the blogs back to a positive format for all. Now wouldn't that be nice?

Posted by: Lydia Morrison at 04/28/2008 12:34 PM

Hi, Lydia, glad to see you back. Ferrocious is a good word to describe the tone of some of the postings. Some people obviously feel that it's acceptable to spread rumors, accusations and so forth in the guise of humor. It's just a little disturbing and sad at the same time. On a positive note, have you checked out Dr. Tynan's website recently? There are some really nice pictures of him at the White House, etc. Have a great day.

Posted by: Siobhan at 04/28/2008 07:48 PM

Hi Siobahn - Glad to be back. However, I will be gone in a couple of weeks. I am travelling to see my soon-to-be-born grandson. My daughter wants to name him Benjamin Clyde. I hate that. What do you think? I am embarrassed almost. She has a pretty name so why do this to a baby. Anyhow, I looked at the other sites on here and again they are ferrocious - like overnight. Have you checked them? What is this? I did look at the RT website and the latest pictures are really nice. Who are the two ladies with Ronan? Does he have a "special" lady? I better get on with my day, so have a good one, too!

Posted by: Lydia Morrison at 04/29/2008 09:26 AM

That's really great news; I hope all goes well with your daughter and the future grandchild. As for the name, "Ben" is cute, my cousin has a son by that name. Don't worry about the middle name, it's hardly ever used anyway. In regard to the latest mean-spirited postings, there seems to be one individual in particular who has a serious vendetta against Dr. Tynan. If anyone else pays him a compliment, she (or he) pounces. On a more positive note, I'm not sure which ladies you are referring to, and the question of whether or not RT has a "special" lady has been the topic of some intense debate and speculation on this blog. I just do not even want to go there! LOL

Posted by: Siobhan at 04/29/2008 12:12 PM

Actually, no one cares if there is any one person (female or male)who might be considered "special" by Ronan Tynan.

Posted by: maggie_kelley at 04/29/2008 04:31 PM

Well, obviously Lydia cares or she would not have asked the question. Not wanting to incite more hateful comments, I avoided even an attempt at answering. But I guess the negativity has surfaced in spite of my best efforts.

Posted by: Siobhan at 04/29/2008 05:30 PM

Yes, I do care in a general kind of way. It is just basic curiosity about RT having a special lady. I don't want to cause a major flow of negativity. I looked at the pictures again on the website and it states Martha somebody as the lady in a picture. RT and this lady are standing rather close, so it made me wonder. That's all I was talking about. Also, there is another blog on here that uses one of my posts as a title. I really don't understand it but it seems have many, many posts of negativity and arguing. Siobahn, do you think there is a blog anywhere that is just basic discussion (in a positive tone) regarding RT?

Posted by: Lydia Morrison at 04/30/2008 03:31 PM

Lydia, I believe there is a discussion group on Yahoo dedicated to RT, with updates on performances and pictures. etc. You might want to check that out. I did see where your post was used in a negative way; I think that's the whole idea on this blog. You and I (and a couple of others) stumbled upon this site quite by accident, I think. I don't know about you, but I feel like I want to stick around just to speak up for Dr. Tynan, even if the criticisms about him are meant as humor.

Posted by: Siobhan at 04/30/2008 06:32 PM

Siobahn: I am not sure how to go about reading or posting on the Yahoo group you mentioned. Is there a cost to join or a certain criteria? I really would love to find out more (positive) things about the tenor. I am not exactly internet savvy. ha

Posted by: Lydia Morrison at 05/01/2008 03:25 PM

Hi Lydia, on Yahoo, once you get to the "Group" page, there's a place to sign up or join. I think they ask some basic info.(no cost), I'm not in the group, so I don't know for sure what the exact procedure is. Hope that was some help to you.

Posted by: Siobhan at 05/01/2008 09:37 PM

Wow, I did it. I joined the yahoo group (I think). It was not difficult but I have to wait to be accepted or something. I hope it goes well. Can't wait to keep up with tenor news, etc. Thanks for the insight, Siobhan!

Posted by: Lydia Morrison at 05/03/2008 10:25 AM

Hi Lydia, I'm glad you were able to navigate your way through the Yahoo Groups process. Did you get a chance to see the new update and picture on Dr. T's website? The photo is really cute, from that outdoor hockey game in Buffalo. Hope your weekend is enjoyable; I'm in the middle of some home improvement projects, so I must get busy! Take care.

Posted by: Siobhan at 05/03/2008 12:48 PM

Siobhan - I wonder if something is wrong. I still have not gotten a reply to my Ronan Tynan Yahoo group. I did look at the RT website and it is very interesting. He is really doing well. Good for him, I say! Hope your home improvements went well. There is always something to do when you have a house. Catch you later!

Posted by: Lydia Morrison at 05/04/2008 09:38 PM

Hi Lydia, I'm not sure about the Yahoo group, maybe there's a way to contact someone on the site for help. Yes, the home improvements went well, no serious injuries or damage! My home is a perpetual work in progress, but I love it. Have a good Monday.

Posted by: Siobhan at 05/05/2008 11:24 AM

Rumor has it that our sweet little Jordin Sparks will be singing at some of the Yankee games. That is wonderful news. She is original, natural talent with authentic NY ties. She's been seen around town shopping with Haley, the boss's granddaughter. NY Loves You, Jordin!!

Posted by: YankeeInsider at 05/05/2008 11:47 PM

Note to Siobhan - I have been accepted into the group! Now I just have to figure out how to comment and belong, so to speak. Any suggestions?

Posted by: Lydia Morrison at 05/06/2008 09:16 AM

Hi Lydia: Sorry, I haven't "blogged" for a few days; glad you are now in the RT yahoo group. I would say just introduce yourself and see what develops. By the way, there are some new pics on Dr. Tynan's website, you should check it out.

Posted by: Siobhan at 05/10/2008 09:28 PM

Happy Birthday to you, Ronan Tynan. May you enjoy many more happy and healthy years.

Posted by: TynanFan at 05/14/2008 10:56 AM

Okay, today the Yankees played the Mets at the Stadium - a pretty big deal in NYC - and no RT during the stretch. I'm beginning to worry that maybe RT really has been "banished" from the Bronx. I hope I'm wrong, but the Yanks/Mets is a big series for him to miss. The Yankees do seem to be in need of some sort of inspiration these days.

Posted by: Siobhan at 05/17/2008 07:00 PM

I don't believe that RT has been "banished" from the Bronx or anywhere else. I think he's hard at work on the release of his new CD.

Posted by: Incognito at 05/17/2008 08:43 PM

Well, I hope you're right "Incognito"; it would be a real shame if we Yankee fans missed out on that awesome and inspirational voice that we have come to appreciate so much.

Posted by: Siobhan at 05/18/2008 12:00 AM

I'm sure that as soon as RT's schedule permits he will once again sing during the 7th inning stretch. I did read where some players have taken to wearing thongs in an effort to get past this slump. Maybe they got the idea from Bull Durham?

Posted by: Incognito at 05/18/2008 11:27 AM

Yes, I heard the thong rumor too, and immediately filed that story under "Too Much Information". Then again, if it helps them win a few games, I'm all for it. By the way, Incognito, are you a Yankee Fan?

Posted by: Siobhan at 05/18/2008 01:47 PM

Let's just say I'm a casual observer of the Yankee's. I usually watch to see if RT is singing. :)

Posted by: Incognito at 05/18/2008 03:02 PM

I'm afraid that not even an RT appearance could have helped them last night...so sad.

Posted by: Siobhan at 05/19/2008 11:02 AM

Even though I'm only a casual observer, I felt very sad for the Yankees last night. They were on the receiving end of an old fashioned whoopin'. Let's hope things turn around for them.

Posted by: Incognito at 05/19/2008 12:18 PM

Tonight's game was no better; I'm beginning to think that it may be a long Summer in the Bronx.

Posted by: Siobhan at 05/20/2008 11:07 PM

Uh oh. I hope things get better - don't give up! My Steelers have given me some seasons where the Terrible Towel became the cryin' towel so I know how you may feel.

Posted by: Incognito at 05/20/2008 11:20 PM

Wow, "Incognito", you would not be "Lisa from PA" in disguise, by any chance? Did you get tired of the other Tynan blog; or did you just get lonely after your pal "Shannon" left you? Still pretending, how very sad!

Posted by: Sherlock H. at 05/21/2008 02:26 PM

Hey Sherlock: Are you gettin' snarky with me??? Don't you know - blogging is fun (for the most part). Out here in blog land we can be whoever we want to be, as you obviously know. Shannon is a great "blogging sis". Hi Shannon! (Wherever you may be).

Posted by: Incognito at 05/21/2008 03:37 PM

Oh okay Incognito, I mean Lisa, or is it Ronan(Shannon)? I'm sooo confused. Snarky?? What are you, someone's British grandma or something??

Posted by: Sherlock H. at 05/21/2008 08:15 PM

Sherlock: Don't worry about being confused - it happens to us all. By the way, I'm not anybody's grandma and I certainly wouldn't be British, I'd be Scots-Irish. :)(no snarky intended)

Posted by: Incognito at 05/21/2008 09:50 PM

You foreigners are ruining this great country!

Posted by: Sherlock H. at 05/22/2008 09:11 PM

Hey Sherlock: If you are referring to the US being ruined - not happening. Also, everyone in the US is an immigrant (in a sense) unless she or he is Native American. They were here first.

Posted by: Incognito at 05/22/2008 10:13 PM

Okay, thanks for the History lesson, Lisa (Incognito). It's totally inaccurate, but nice try anyway.

Posted by: Sherlock at 05/23/2008 10:37 AM

Sherlock: Did you eat snarky flakes for breakfast? If so, you should add some sugar - you seem a bit sour.

Posted by: Incognito at 05/23/2008 11:18 AM

Lisa: You should visit your local Senior Citizens Center - your type of humor would go over well there.

Posted by: Sherlock at 05/23/2008 12:18 PM

Sherlock: Thanks for the tip. By the way, your middle name wouldn't be Charlie by any chance would it???

Posted by: Incognito at 05/23/2008 01:14 PM

As a senior citizen, I must protest! Just one observation...Sherlock Holmes was a brilliant ENGLISH character by A.C. Doyle, remember? Careful on the foreigner jabs.

Posted by: BlueHair at 05/23/2008 03:23 PM

As a senior citizen, I must protest! Just one observation...Sherlock Holmes was a brilliant ENGLISH character by A.C. Doyle, remember? Careful on the foreigner jabs.

Posted by: BlueHair at 05/23/2008 03:23 PM

BlueHair: I have a question - what are you protesting? If it's me showing up at the Senior Center, I really am a fun person. Honest. Truly. :)

Posted by: Incognito at 05/23/2008 03:30 PM

I never said I was "Sherlock Holmes", there are others in the world, you know. Oh yeah, I honestly don't get the "Charlie" reference, was that another attempt at humor?

Posted by: Sherlock at 05/23/2008 05:12 PM

I don't know about BlueHair but I've never known another Sherlock. The only other times I've heard "Sherlock" used have been as comebacks as in: "No _ _ _ _ Sherlock". Trust me, this is not a compliment. If you don't get the "Charlie" reference that's fine. If. :)

Posted by: Incognito at 05/23/2008 05:45 PM

Incognito Lisa: Have you been drinking? Your thoughts seem a bit scattered, I mean more so than in previous posts.

Posted by: Sherlock (Not Holmes) at 05/23/2008 07:55 PM

Only Pepsi (so far). My thoughts are not scattered - maybe you're having trouble following? (again, no snarky intended).

Posted by: Incognito at 05/23/2008 08:03 PM

Not to interrupt the Incognito/Sherlock exchanges, but the Yankees won again tonight. That's actually three in a row; that might be a season high for them so far.(Things are looking up in the Bronx.) Unfortunately, still no Dr. T, I'm bummed about his absence - big time.

Posted by: Siobhan at 05/23/2008 11:49 PM

Siobhan: I'm sure RT will sing at a game just as soon as he is able. Between working on the release of his new CD, performing, and his public speaking engagements he's one busy man. Good for the Yankees on their winning streak. Maybe they've turned the corner.

Posted by: Lisa in PA at 05/24/2008 09:50 AM

I hope you're right about that, Lisa, those ugly rumors make me sad. Today's win does make it four in a row for the Yanks, maybe they don't need Dr. T after all...just kidding!

Posted by: Siobhan at 05/24/2008 07:15 PM

You better be kidding. :) My "blogging sis" Shannon said that those who spread such hateful things about RT have some ax to grind with him. If so, he's lucky they are out of his life, well, out of it for the most part anyway. If you've checked the other blog it will come as no surprise that those rumors make me mad. I'm glad the Yankees won. Woo Hoo! Maybe I'm turning into a Yankee fan!?! Hope you're having a great holiday weekend!

Posted by: Lisa in PA at 05/24/2008 09:31 PM

Five in a row for the Yankees, a come from behind win no less! Lisa, I looked at the other RT blog, and some nasty person over there thinks that RT is blogging here(along with a friend). I don't know how to tell you this, but if I read between the lines correctly, he/she thinks you are RT. I'm not sure but maybe he/she thinks I'm a friend of yours (or RT?). It's all a little confusing and a bit bizarre, isn't it?

Posted by: Siobhan at 05/25/2008 07:39 PM

Way to go Yankees! I agree, it is bizarre that anyone thinks you or I are RT. I say if that nasty person wants to wear the asshat they can. I, like you, am simply an admirer of RT. I checked his website and was delighted to see he's coming to PA - not til December though but he's back in March. WooHooooo!

Posted by: Lisa in PA at 05/25/2008 08:11 PM

Okay, the Yanks' winning streak has ended, when they get back to the Bronx they definitely need a dose of RT.

Posted by: Siobhan at 05/26/2008 07:20 PM

Bummer about the loss. Just think of it this way - they get to start a new streak. I'm sure RT will be back just as soon as he can to inspire them to victory.

Posted by: Lisa in PA at 05/26/2008 07:42 PM

Lisa, did you see the new pics on RT's site? There are a couple of cute ones.

Posted by: Siobhan at 05/27/2008 12:38 PM

Yes I did. I love the one with him and Tony Bennett! Tony's lookin' good and RT is lookin' most excellent. :) My favorite pictures list just keeps growin' and growin'.

Posted by: Lisa in PA at 05/27/2008 01:09 PM

I don't see one with Tony Bennett, but I like the one at Christmas time by the tree.

Posted by: Siobhan at 05/27/2008 06:08 PM

Siobhan - please go to RT's website and look at the pic at the top (where the USO pic was). It's the one with RT and Tony. I read that Tony Bennett is one of RT's favorite singers and I'm sure this picture is very special to him. The pic by the Christmas Tree is also very special.

Posted by: Lisa in PA at 05/27/2008 08:02 PM

Lisa, You are going to think I've lost my mind but I promise that's not the case. When I check RT's website on my computer in my home office, the old pic (USO) is still there, however when I looked at the site on my laptop, there's the pic of Ronan and Tony. That seems so odd to me, but then again I'm not a computer expert or anything. I wonder how in the world that could happen? Anyway, I think the new pic is so nice, RT looks very happy and excited to be in the company of Mr. Bennett.

Posted by: Siobhan at 05/27/2008 10:04 PM

Siobhan, I don't think you've lost your mind. I've had too many technology issues at work, and here at home, myself! :) Sorry if I've passed them along to you!

Posted by: Lisa in PA at 05/27/2008 10:23 PM

I'm sure you're not to blame Lisa; I've experienced some puzzling tech glitches too. By the way, there is a rather angry individual on the other RT blog entry spreading some ill will. Why does RT attract these haters anyway?

Posted by: Siobhan at 05/28/2008 11:13 AM

I don't honestly know. I've been watching the other entry and wonder if "Maura" is correct in saying that it may be former band members who are the "Hat" wearers. If that's the case they should be man enough to talk their issues out with RT face to face. "Maura" does have it right that a woman would be direct and not do this junior high school crap. Bunch of pansies!

Posted by: Lisa in PA at 05/28/2008 11:23 AM

Oh my gosh, Lisa, there is a real meanie over on the other RT entry, actually questioning RT's sexual orientation. Now that is a new one for me; I can not even imagine anyone thinking that RT is gay. To me, he is so obviously interested in women. Am I missing something here, maybe I'm just too naive? Has my crush been that seriously misdirected?

Posted by: Siobhan at 05/29/2008 03:02 PM

Siobhan: Your crush and my attraction are not misdirected. I think some guys are so jealous of RT they'll say anything. I don't know how RT puts up with it. Maybe he takes satisfaction from the fact that he's a chick magnet. Word.

Posted by: Lisa in PA at 05/29/2008 03:34 PM

"Chick Magnet" is a great phrase to describe RT, he does seem to attract scores of admiring women. I've noticed that he seems to be popular with "chicks" of all ages, not just the "mature" ladies. That probably would make other men jealous; they just don't understand what women want.

Posted by: Siobhan at 05/29/2008 07:12 PM

Maybe they can take a few lessons from RT. He's a generous person so I'm sure he'd help them out. Hey Siobhan, you know that if there are scores of admiring women the competition just go a lot tougher for us. I don't know about you but that bums me out. I think I need to have a spirited beverage.

Posted by: Lisa in PA at 05/29/2008 08:04 PM

Lisa, did you have the crazy weather in your neck of the woods? We lost power here for a while, and there was hail, etc. Thank goodness, the tornado warning has expired. I don't think we're supposed to get twisters in NJ!

Posted by: Siobhan at 05/31/2008 07:57 PM

Hi Siobhan. We had a thunder storm this morning but the rest of the day was fine. Sorry the weather was horrible for you. I took a break from my home improvement (painting) projects and did some shopping. The painting I did do last week looks pretty good if I do say so myself. And I didn't get too much on me! :)

Posted by: Lisa in PA at 05/31/2008 08:51 PM

Hi Lisa, I was just on the other RT blog entry and it is just getting a little scary. I have recently joined RT's Yahoo group and I think it's a better place for me. It's all positive stuff, no angry people; maybe you should think about joining. I think someone else will just have to defend RT on this blog, all this negativity is dragging me down. Do you know that another blogger was totally convinced that I was RT; they seem to accuse anyone who defends him of being him. It just boggles my mind.

Posted by: Siobhan at 06/01/2008 12:11 PM

Hi Siobhan, I actually followed your advice to Lydia and joined myself although I'm still trying to get the hang of it. You're right about the negativity - it's a major bummer. I think I'll plan a trip to the zoo - I think they cage the dragons there!

Posted by: Lisa in PA at 06/01/2008 12:26 PM

Lisa: Maybe I'll "see" you on the Yahoo blog. This one just is not the place for me, too much sarcasm and an overall negative vibe. P.S. I'm going to a Yankees game in a couple of weeks, and maybe if I'm really lucky, our favorite tenor will also be in attendance. Now that would definitely make my day (actually it's a night game).

Posted by: Siobhan at 06/01/2008 09:34 PM

Siobhan: Hopefully I'll see you there - barring any tech glitches. :( Have fun at the game - I'll have to check and see if it's on tv. It would be nice to see RT, even if it's through my tv screen. :)

Posted by: Lisa in PA at 06/01/2008 10:04 PM

Siobhan and Lisa don't you have somewhere else you can carry on this love fest? And as for all the negative Tynan stuff - so much of it should make one stop and consider the possibility that there is some truth behind it all. Tynan contacted the Yankees initially and offered to sing for them - not the other way around. If he isn't at a scheduled appearance it is because he had a higher-profile appearance offer. And as for showing up on the religious programs, he has privately scoffed at such and claimed he is not at all religious. I've heard the "old cows" comment many times so it is quite true. The guy is just not a nice person.

Posted by: GeezLouise at 09/06/2008 07:33 PM

Louise: You'll pardon me for pointing out the obvious but you're the first poster on this page in over three months. I would also say that none of us is without faults. If people who were once close to us were disappointed/angry/vengeful I'm sure they would come up with not so flattering things to say about us too. RT has never claimed to be other than a person, just like the rest of us. I'm not sure why you bring up religion. From what I have read and heard RT keeps his views on religion personal as is his right. As for the "old cows" comment - big whoop. If some of the things I call people were brought to light it wouldn't be pretty. I still think RT is a good guy whether anyone else agrees or not.

Posted by: Lisa in PA at 09/08/2008 10:19 PM

I heard Ronan Tynan is Trig Palin's real father. And his brother!

Posted by: Elmer Gantry at 09/19/2008 07:00 PM

Leave baby Trig alone. And RT too for that matter. You'll not like the consequences if you disobey.

Posted by: Sister Sharon Falconer at 09/19/2008 09:33 PM

RT stinks. His version of God Bless America at Yankee stadium is unbearable. Too long, too slow. You cannot sing along with him.
He's not even American!

Posted by: frank at 05/05/2009 12:54 PM

RT sings beautifully! You could sing along if you wanted to but it's far better to just listen to that majestic voice. He's an Irishman (mmmmm) who loves America. All good in my book.

Posted by: oceanblue at 05/06/2009 07:27 PM



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