Well, it's the middle of April and that means it's time again for us to take our annual spring vacation to Hilton Head. Aside from the dolphins, we had a delightful time last year, and we hope this year will be the same. After all, there's nothing like funning and sunning in a Red State!

Unfortunately, since I'll be away from my blog cave, I won't be able to post here on Utter Wonder. As we all know, the South is not nearly as advanced as the North. The way of life down there is pretty primitive, actually. A decade worth of Toby Keith records will do that. As far as I can tell there is no Internet in the South. Not sure how they live without it. I mean, where do they get porn from? Betamax tapes? Shivers.

But have no fear, pigeons! In my absence I've retained a guest-blogger to entertain you. His name is Gene Morgan. Gene is not only a member of the UWHOF, but he also has a blog of his own. He's very funny and he may have a learning disability -- so be nice to him. Read his entries every day and I promise you will come away inspired by his plucky determination to overcome whatever mental handicap he may or may not have.

I shall return to tell you all about my travails on Monday, April 25. Bye-bye!

This post is dedicated to gamecocks.