I'm pleased to report that Doodleday's first ever caption contest was by far the most successful caption contest I have ever run. I received well over four entries. I won't say how many entries I received exactly because chances are you wouldn't think it was a lot, but just trust me when I say I got more submissions than I thought I was going to get. I actually had a hard time choosing a winner. Who woulda thunk?

Anyway, the winning entry came from Matthew Simmons, a UWHOF member and an obvious fan of Yakov Smirnov's (featured below in a poor man's Cosby sweater). It's hard to lose a caption contest with that combo. UWHOF members and Yakov Smirnoff fans are made to win caption contests. So here is Matthew's caption in all its glory. For his efforts he's won himself an Utter Wonder T-shirt. I'm sure he will wear it while attending all the hip dance clubs.

This post is dedicated to cereal bars.