These fuzzy lavender flowers are in a pot on my front porch. I call them "Awesome Consumer Promotions" after some spam I received telling me I had won a $300 Visa gift card. I like how they're fuzzy. There aren't too many fuzzy flowers out there. Not that I know of anyway. I'm the only one on my street that has them. It makes me feel cool having a bunch of fuzzy Awesome Consumer Promotions in my garden. My neighbors are a little jealous. That makes me feel even cooler. I think I'm gonna use my $300 Visa gift card towards a timeshare in the Bahamas. Actually, I have to use my $300 Visa gift card towards a timeshare in the Bahamas. That's part of the deal. I'm excited about it. I think.
This post is dedicated to turtles.
