Utter Wonder: The Idle Thoughts Of C. Monks

Gay, Straight or Otter?.

Posted 06/20/2005 07:09 AM by cmonks in > you got questions, i got answers.

From left: Alberto Gonzalez (straight); Mike Piazza ("straight"); Otter (otter); L. Ron Hubbard (your guess is as good as mine); Richard Simmons (gay); Toby Keith (flamboyantly straight); Otter (gay otter).

(Inspired by this.)

This post is dedicated to turtle doves.

Comments.

I wonder if lesbians are attracted to Toby Keith.

Posted by: Patti at 06/20/2005 11:12 AM

toby keith--drag king extraordinaire

Posted by: Anonymous at 06/20/2005 11:25 AM

people looked at me funny when i laughed at work this morning reading this. they are probably gay... or otter.

i hate articles like that linked. just another way to pigeon hole people... and otters.

Posted by: mark at 06/20/2005 12:45 PM

that last otter is totally bi.

Posted by: kowgurl at 06/20/2005 01:14 PM

Wow, L.Ron is wicked gay. Look at his neat kerchief. He's about as straight as his despicable disciple, T. Kat Cruise. Made my monday, Otters Rule!

Posted by: Neha at 06/20/2005 01:32 PM

I take issue with you labeling Mike Piazza straight. I don't care that he's married, that's totally untrue.

Posted by: hsw at 06/20/2005 03:37 PM

Richard Simmons? Gay? I thought he was just very jovial. I think the last otter is checking him out.

Posted by: Ed at 06/20/2005 09:04 PM

Oh man, that last otter is TOTALLY checking out Richard Simmons.

I thought it looked mighty effeminate.

Posted by: Jessica at 06/21/2005 03:55 AM

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