General Team Facts:
1. The White Sox haven't won the World Series since 1917.
2. They haven't won a home game in the playoffs since 1959.
3. Half their current roster is lactose intolerant and six players have an irrational fear of birds.

Key 2005 Team Stats:
1. Team ERA: 3.61
2. Team OPS: .747
3. Team STDs: 17

Historic Dates in Team History:
1. July 6, 1933: The White Sox host the first Alll-Star Game.
2. July 12, 1979: "Disco Demolition Night"
3. September 3, 1990: Outfielder Ivan Calderon wins team bake-off over Bobby Thigpen.

White Sox Player Anagrams
1. Ross Gload: "drools gas"
2. Shingo Takatsu: "stink out as hag"
3. Jon Garland: "penis breath strike out long time"

Famous White Sox Fans:
1. John Wayne Gacy
2. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
3. Jessica Simpson

Manager Ozzie Guillen's Favorite Musicals:
1. Mamma Mia!
2. Starlight Express
3. Pippin

The Last Three Reasons the White Sox Mascot, Southpaw, Has Been Arrested:
1. Hate crime.
2. Hate crime.
3. Hate crime.

More White Sox Player Anagrams:
1. Carl Everett: "clever treat"
2. AJ Pierzynski: "I jerk zany sip"
3. Paul Konerko: "massive penis breath strike out long time"

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