Today's Fan Letter to Star Jones.

Posted 10/03/2005 07:30 AM by cmonks in > me and mrs. jones.

i'm a wild card, baby!.


This post is dedicated to Bud Selig.

***There is a NEW PHOTO***




Comments.

Bud Selig? Are you giving props to the man who is the thorn in the side of the Hit King?

Just curious,
Flower Girl

p.s. Hey...are you ignoring my question about you becoming an UWHOF member?

Posted by: Flower Girl at 10/03/2005 08:40 AM

Yeah, but how many cream puffs did you have, DietBoy?


Go Sox.

Posted by: hockomock at 10/03/2005 09:14 AM

Holy shit, it's October already. Have y'all noticed that it's October all-fucking-ready? What will I do for a costume?!?!

Posted by: Mush at 10/03/2005 12:48 PM

Ah the Fair. Topsfield. The Hills. The high prices to park on someone's lawn. The sheep smells. The cheese videos. The scary rides that make me laugh. The funny rides that make me throw up. The carny tweakers that bark at me to throw some thing at some other thing to win something else. The dancing bears. The unedible giant vegetables. The unedible corndogs. Ah the Fair at its best. I'm not going this year. Last year, the man said he would beat me up if I showed up this year and touched his sheep again.

Posted by: M. d'Entremont McInnis at 10/03/2005 09:31 PM

At least there's fried dough there. Mmm, fried dough. Did you send one to Star?

Posted by: Ed at 10/04/2005 02:06 PM

I just saw a thing on VH1 that said Starr Jones had Patty Labell sing at her wedding. Wow. Two big bitches in one room.

Sorry...I forgot, Star got all skinny and sh!t! :)

Posted by: G-Man at 10/04/2005 10:15 PM



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