The Fashion Highs and Lows of Oscar Night.

Posted 03/06/2006 07:48 AM by cmonks in > i loves me a pageant.

Uma Thurman
oprah!
"Gorgeous!"


Terence Howard
terry!
"Classy!"


Charlize Theron
take me to your leader!
"Luminous!"


Sean Penn
spare change?
"Stately!"


Jennifer Aniston
kidney stone!
"Sterile!"


Jessica Alba
honey!
"Marmoset!"


Dame Judi Dench
roar!
"Elegant!"


George Clooney
i'm so out of touch!
"Daring!"


Helena Bonham Carter
helena want banana!
"Marmoset!"


This post is dedicated to pimps.




Comments.

George gets all the chicks.

Posted by: Charlie at 03/06/2006 10:38 AM

That's right Charlie. And I wish I was one of them.

Posted by: Patti at 03/06/2006 11:57 AM

congratulations. i laughed audibly.

Posted by: moe berg at 03/06/2006 12:34 PM

That Sean Penn pic makes me really sad. How did he get his dog to curl up like that?

Posted by: Melissa at 03/06/2006 01:52 PM

Monks, you have made me laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. Again.

Posted by: Pasha at 03/06/2006 05:20 PM

Charlize Theron is a goddess. But she should stay away from Versace. It just isn't "her".

Posted by: Jody at 03/07/2006 07:40 PM

Wow - thanks for the good laugh for the day! Jessica and George were my favorites :) And yes, Charlize was definitely "luminous"! This has been the best post I've seen so far for the Oscars..

~Maria
The Runway Scoop
Jewelry by Maria

Posted by: Maria Palma at 03/12/2006 03:07 AM



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