This post is dedicated to gluten-free anything.
Monkeys are so bad for you, loaded with gluten. When will people learn not to feed the animals at the zoo?
I wish everyday were doodleday. Or at least every other day.
I'm sorry, but couldn't DC be mistaken in describing the events in that picture as an attack? Couldn't that actually be a snapshot of inter-species analingus? And wouldn't that make DC a peddler of images depicting such depraved acts? Uh-oh.
A little-known fact: Abner Doodleday invented baseball!