This post is dedicated to sandpaper.
This display of your mastery over the concepts of the game has inspired me.
Is that kid in the frame a 'hooligan'? I'm not that familiar with soccer terminology.
The kid in the picture is a younge Benito Mussolini back when he had taken over his boarding school. I think he had all the minorities killed but the lunches got better and cheaper and the kickball team's records are all still untouched. I guess it all balances out in the end.
Dude. Eating somebody is a red card for sure.