No post today because last night I found out that Mark L. Wahlberg is now the host of Antiques Roadshow and I need some quiet time to come to terms with this. I was flipping the channels last night and there he was next to some old Civil War gun, saying stuff. I nearly choked on my donut. I don't understand. Mark L. Wahlberg used to host Temptation Island. Now he's hosting Antiques Roadshow? It makes no sense. How does something like this happen? What's next? Joe Rogan hosting Washington Weekly? This is crazy. Mark L. Walberg is hosting Antiques Roadshow. Wait, is this the apocalypse? It's the apocalypse, right? Because that's the only explanation. I mean, Mark L. Wahlberg is hosting Antiques Roadshow.

This non-post is dedicated to non-stick pans.