Even with a bad back, I was able to rally and extend my consecutive win streak at miniature golf to an all-time record of three games. One has to wonder why my family even bothers playing with me anymore; I just don't lose to them at mini-golf. And despite shooting a +7 (49) for the day everyone who saw my breathtaking approach to the 17th hole by the talking lobster knows they witnessed something special. It was another signature moment of my mini-golf career, one we'll treasure for the rest of our lives.