Vacation time, pigeons. For the next two weeks I'll be off sunning and funning in far away places. But have no fear, for I will be ever-present here in the pretend/blog world updating the site with snapshots from my actual vacation. Yes, this could be a serious infringement on my real world life, but the other option was more vacation postcards and, frankly, I haven't got the will to power through and make those again.

That doesn't mean I'm no longer a very powerful person, because I am. I am so very powerful. Why just yesterday I totally beat the shit out of the hedges in my front yard. They were all like "Please don't trim us, we'll be good--promise!" And I was all, "Shut up, hedges! Your voices aren't real because hedges don't talk!" and then I trimmed the living bitch out of them. I'm awesome--I'm awesome and powerful. So, yeah, even though they'll be no vacation postcards this year, I'm still very powerful. Like that fine late 80s pop rap band Snap sang "I got the power!"

God how I miss that band. Snap ruled. "Please stay off my back or I will attack and you don't want that" indeed!

My vacation snapshots will commence on Monday and continue through the next two weeks. Be sure to visit everyday because if you don't my numbers will be even worse than they already are and my vacation will be ruined. So don't let me down. Again. Thanks.

This post is dedicated to SPF 45.