Why is it that every time I come around Fergie wants to bring her London Bridge down? I don't get it. I mean, every time? Her London Bridge must be broken. I bet it hasn't been serviced in years. What's she doing with the London Bridge anyway? Don't people need to use it to cross rivers and stuff? It really isn't fair when you think about it. Fergie is totally hogging that bridge. Totally. Plus she keep bringing it down. What's the point in that? It makes me think I shouldn't come around as often. You know, out of solidarity to all those who are missing out on the London Bridge.

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