Today is my 20th birthday and you have made me glad.

Well, this is my 41st birthday but I believe it was on my 20th that I dedicated my life to Cindy (Cyndy? Cyndi?)

But it's not my birthday. Was this intentional?

i needed this in my life. thank you.

You so didn't phone it in on this one. Nice job!

A tear.

I'm thankful that you had enough time on your hands to create that for us. It really spoke to me. I'm going to the store to buy duct tape.

Well, I think you've peaked. Congrats. That was horrific and beautiful.

My ears are crying, but the slide show was great. In other words, horrific and beautiful.

thanks for asking. my weekend was about a six out ten. i canceled plans to go to a birthday party and instead sat in a very cold bar and stared at the smudge marks on the window. i wondered about their history. ealier, i saw a slammin" segment about tigers on 60 minutes. as i said, a six out of ten.

I spent most of mine changing wound dressings, administering lots of pain meds and fluids, passing out pudding cups, mixing up my renouned lemon-lime w/ cranberry juice "cocktails" (it's a Fri night tradition), and shrouding an elderly gentleman. Kinda boring, eh? Did I mention the foley catheter?

That was art.
Let us never forget the D554, the disguise that won the war.

Speech. Less.

i feel all tingly in all the right places

That D-554 item ... was that a merkin? This is the time of year when a girl could use one of those ... especially Linday Lohan. Of course I think her's would be soaked in scotch.