Utter Wonder: The Idle Thoughts Of C. Monks

Which is More Horrifying?.

Posted 11/14/2006 07:10 AM by cmonks in Which is More Horrifying?.

This:

Or this:

For bonus fun, watch the second video again while trying to swallow an ATM card whole.

This post is dedicated to Bonnie and Clyde.

Comments.

I think the singer was better on Prison Break. It'd be better if the kangaroo punched him instead.

Posted by: Bryan at 11/14/2006 09:02 AM

In the first clip, the 'roo wrangler takes a punch to the nuts. While watching the second, I feel like I'm taking a punch to the nuts. Ouch.

Posted by: T-Bag at 11/14/2006 09:11 AM

Wait, kangaroos can stand on their tails? Why is this information not made public?

Posted by: Martha at 11/14/2006 09:21 AM

OMG! I am going to put my money in my mattress. I am absolutely dumbfounded right now.

Posted by: Sharon at 11/14/2006 09:48 AM

Where the hell is the SHAME for these people??? Don't they have mirrors? Do they watch The Office and really think it's a documentary? And would the violent animals (pelicans, kangaroos, Tyson) start picking on the right people for now on? Like anyone with a microphone?

Posted by: Orb at 11/14/2006 02:17 PM

that singer is actually chris monks. seriously. and yes, he does have a beautiful voice and a crafty imagination, and he's great at campfire sing-a-longs as he's not so in love with the sound of his own voice that he monopolizes every song.

Posted by: michael murray at 11/14/2006 04:01 PM

I want to see Rosie ODonell fight a gorilla. But the gorilla has brass knuckles and a stick.

Posted by: Charlie at 11/15/2006 09:40 AM

Wow, the singer wins out by a landslide. He's so serious! People don't know whether to enjoy it or not!

Posted by: Brad at 11/15/2006 12:18 PM

Jim Dubois and Ethan Chandler are going down via BOTS...

Posted by: Kat in Da Hat at 11/15/2006 05:02 PM

I'm sure this has already been mentioned, but no masterwork for NaNoWriMo this year?

Posted by: Jake at 11/16/2006 01:33 PM

What would possess either of these pairs of people to do what they are doing?

I would love to see some crowd shots. I imagine most of them are completely bewildered.

Posted by: Parker at 11/16/2006 08:20 PM

I LOVED THE kangaroo! I couldn't stop laughing! I liked the song but I didn't know what song it was. And it would be funny to see pictures of the audience!

Posted by: Savannah at 11/21/2006 08:21 AM

I hope U2 sues those guys for bastardizing their song.

Anyone who puts boxing gloves on a kangaroo deserves to be kicked in the nuts.

Posted by: cat at 11/27/2006 03:31 AM

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