Even more disturbing than Santa's drowning death itself, was that someone thought it appropriate to grace his tombstone with an artist's rendering of his flailing last moments. The boots, the belt, the fur trim... so heavy...

Drowning? Thought it was a bizzare fly-fishing accident...um, where's CSI when you need them?

Dude! If your going to just link a picture and call that a post, at least link a new picture. You should have just put a link to last year's post that used this same picture.
If I didn't have such a kick ass Xmas tree I'd be really disapointed.