Boy, things don't age well in space.

Gold is too soft and brass would turn the boobies green, so what are those aliens making these breast plates out of.
Have they developed a new material or a treatment to keep boobies from turning green. Either way it's pretty advanced.

Isn't "the spin stops here" itself "spin?"

What the hell does Bill (O'Reilly, yeah? I'm proud to say I avoid looking at him whenever possible) have in his hand? It looks like some sort of demented falafel. Which, if so, would be very un-American.

Pizza pita w/ tater tots on top.

I was hoping our holiday, er, winter solstice, Doodleday would include Ken Jennings. Geez, C, you totally backed away from his throw-down. "Awkward"

Is Bill holding a chunk of holiday headcheese?

no, it's totally falafel.

Yup, it's falafel, referring to the famous taped phone conversation in which Bill talked about his "falafel" to an employee he was sexually harassing. (Really. Google it.)