Dude, I know I said that by the end of the year the kittens would stop hating you, but I was wrong. Way wrong. In fact, I think they hate you even more.

Did you tell me the whole story? I'm beginning to think you didn't. You mowed their lawn, accidentally took out one of their bushes and then what? This can't be over some bush. Kittens, in general, don't care about bushes that much. I know these kittens are unique, but not that unique.

So you must have done something else to them. I mean, they HATE you. They said as much last night. We were at the Foxy Lady. God, that place is awesome. You can't touch, but still, the girls there are SPECTACULAR. The kittens totally dug it, too. They had lap dance after lap dance after lap dance. Must have dropped a G, at least. Man, do those kittens know how to party!

Anyway, they kept talking about how much they hate you. Wouldn't let up about it. Said you were a liar and a fake and if they ever saw you they'd CUT YOUR EYES OUT WITH A KNIFE. They said other things too, but it was hard to hear them because one of the girls had her ass right in their faces at the time. Regardless, you get the point: the kittens still hate you.

So keep clear of them. Take my word for it. Don't even think of trying to make up with the kittens. They aren't ready. Not by a long shot. Give it more time, bro, way more time, because no way in hell do you want mess with them. They'll take you down--they'll take you down HARD.

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