If I'm not mistaken (and I rarely am), Charles Manson started his descent into hell by abusing furniture. I'm just saying...be careful of that slippery slope, C. Monks. You'll get no Wii action on death row.

You know, they say that Paris Hilton is the new Sharon Tate.
Not that I expect you to be able to keep up with Manson. He's probably a lot badder than you. I hear he eats 6 donuts at one sitting, so don't feel pressured into anything. No one thinks that you could really do it. But I'm just saying...

You know who really liked Wild Hogs? Oprah. I'll bet she beat the crap out of Steadman after watching it but he probably deserved it. Like your ottoman.