Utter Wonder: The Idle Thoughts Of C. Monks

Happy 59th Birthday, Stevie Nicks!.

Posted 04/26/2007 06:25 AM by cmonks in Go You, It's Your Birthday.

I'm not sure if it's the unicorn's birthday as well. Do they even have birthdays? They're magical, right? So in theory they never really were born, they were just conjured up by some wizard or pixie or whatever. Yes? Regardless, I wouldn't put it past them to try and have birthday parties for themselves. Unicorns are notorious gift-a-holics. Their self-centered-ness drives me bonkers. And I don't care if it's rooted in deep childhood trauma or what have you; unicorns are greedy magical egomaniacs and they don't deserve the extra attention. They get way too much as it is.

This post is dedicated to anybody else who has a birthday today.

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What's up with Stevie Nicks not wanting anyone to do a biopic about her? She'd better get on the stick and do the movie before the rest of us don't care.

Posted by: Patti at 04/26/2007 10:41 AM

Unicorns are nothing more than horses with horns, which is ridiculous. Even horses are like, "What the hell do I need a horn for? Friekin' prima donnas."

And speaking of prima donnas, by virtue of the hat, apparently she's a closet Rastafarian. Happy birthday, you pouty little mouth-breather!

Posted by: You can call me, 'Sir' at 04/26/2007 11:23 AM

What?!! That by-God unicorn has another unicorn growing out of its snout! No wonder she's breathing out of her mouth!

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Posted by: paal at 04/26/2007 12:58 PM

C, when is your vacation going to be over?

Posted by: Parker at 04/26/2007 02:29 PM

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