19 months and one day ago I started my blog shame diet. I had just come back from a vacation riddled with donuts and milkshakes, and I decided to shame myself into losing all the weight I had put on. It was one of the pinnacle moments on Utter Wonder, and I won numerous accolades and awards for the post. In my mind.

Well, today I'm happy to tell you that my blog shame diet has paid off, and there's the before and after pic to prove it. Isn't it glorious? I'll answer for you: Yes, it is glorious. It's glorious and awesome. And fantastic. Diet-errific, even.

I'm sure you sure you want to know just how I managed to pull this off, and in just 19 months and one day no less. Well, there were many factors involved, but the the primary one was me not eating donuts and milkshakes anymore. Now, I don't recommend not eating donuts and milkshakes for everybody. Not eating donuts and milkshakes is really tough to do, especially if you love eating donuts and milkshakes, but for some people, like me, it works. It's amazing how much weight you can lose simply by not eating donuts and milkshakes.

I've lost close to 25 pounds. I haven't been this light as an adult, ever. You probably realize this already, but I am even more average to slightly-above-average-looking than ever. And all because I stopped eating donuts and milkshakes.

I'm thinking I might write a book to help inspire others to stop eating donuts and milkshakes. I think people could learn a lot from me, especially fat people. Not that I was ever really fat, but since I'm now extra-attractive I think fat people will find it all the more hard not to be captivated by every little nugget of wisdom that comes out of my mouth, like "Stop eating donuts and milkshakes!"

But for now let my story be a lesson to you, for you too can achieve the glorious and awesome results I have. Just stop eating donuts and milkshakes. And starve yourself. That helps too.

I'm so very, very hungry.

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