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The 51st Inductee Into Utter Wonder's Hall of Fame. Posted 06/13/2007 07:06 AM by cmonks in > uw hall of fame inductions.
Today's brave and courageous and intestinal fortitudinal inductee is Eric Feezell. Eric is yet another in a long line of writers who've applied to the Hall. His work has appeared here and here, and he recently became an editor of here. It's clear that Eric recognizes how freeing it is to become a member of the UWHOF. Just being among such a brave and courageous and intestinal fortitudinal group of people will take his writing to new levels. He'll write about things that most writers can't ever imagine, like horses, and soda bread, and poetry based on the life of legendary pro wrestler Ivan Putski. So look out Pulitzer: Eric is coming for you, homey! Consider this an official warning! Anyway, let's do like we do for every inductee and stare at Eric's pic for a period of time no shorter than five seconds. Begin! One-one thousand... Two-one thousand... Three-one thousand... Four-one thousand... Five-one throusand... Well done! So what do we think of Eric's photo? I think I kind of want to take back everything I just said about Eric's bravery and courage and intestinal fortitude. He looks like a little fraidy cat. I mean, I'm pretty sure that dinosaur isn't real. What's he so scared about then? Perhaps there's a wolverine with a gun just out of the frame or something. I don't know. This is kind of disappointing. Here I touted Eric as one of the brave and courageous and intestinal blahdy-blahs, but now I'm not so sure. Oh well. I'll give him he benefit of the doubt on this one and assume he's being held up by a wolverine with a gun. I'm also gonna ignore the fact that Eric should know have known full well that it's wolverine with a gun season. (Do you not read Newsweek, Eric? Yeesh.). Dude should have been way more cautious, but whatever. Anyway, without further ado, I hereby officially induct Eric Feezell into Utter Wonder's Hall of Fame. I just hope that wolverine isn't stalking him because the last thing the Hall needs is a wolverine with a gun running around in it. It's bad enough in there with Dave Ng's wolves.
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