Today's induction is very special because it marks the first time a threesome has ever been enshrined into the UWHOF. We've had twosomes a handful of times, but never a threesome. Threesomes are awesome! I haven't been involved in a threesome before, however after today I'll be proud to say that I have--at least tangentially.

Making up today's historic threesome are Lisa Stanhope, Cheryl Russell and Leo Martin. What a fine looking threesome they make, huh? Apparently they also fancy themselves superheroes. How silly! Everybody knows superheroes aren't real. That doesn't stop this threesome, though!

I know very little about these three except that they are regular readers of Utter Wonder and they are brave and courageous and intestinal fortitudinal. And it says here in their application that Lisa and Leo are siblings. Siblings in a threesome? Nutty! I'm an only child myself. Once my parents made me they realized they couldn't top me.

Let's do like we always do and stare at our inductees' photo for no shorter than five seconds.

One one-threesome...

Two one-threesome...

Three one-threesome...

Four one-threesome...

Five one-threesome...

Well done! So what do we think of their photo? I think it's been Photoshopped in some way. I can't figure out just how, but it's clear that the photograph has been retouched in some way, shape, or form. Perhaps Cheryl has been made to look shorter than she actually is. Regardless, those threesomes are pretty crafty, huh? Just think what a foursome would do with their induction pic. Or a fivesome. Or a sixsome. Wow. That would probably blow our minds. Anyway, even though the photo has been manipulated we can still see each of their brave and courageous and intestinal fortintudinal faces, so it's a legit entry for this threesome...wait a second...you thought by "threesome" I meant a "THREEsome"? What kind of person are you? Get your mind out of the gutter! This is a UWHOF induction for god's sakes!

Wonderful. Way to go. Way to lower thing thing to a down and dirty level. Do you have kids? How can you look at them with all that shame inside you? Yeesh.

Anyway, without further ado I officially induct this threesome Lisa, Leo, and Cheryl into Utter Wonder's Hall of Fame. Forever will their doctored photo adorn the wall of the UWHOF.