The 4th Utter Wonder Humor Reading took place last night. I'm happy to report that once again nobody died as a result of it. I think that must be a record of some sort, as far as humor readings go. Better yet, last night marked the first time a reader of this site who I don't know personally attended the event. That was particularly awesome. She got a big hug from me. Hope that makes the remaining 7.42 of you jealous. You deserve it.

At any rate, I neglected to load my camera with fresh batteries, so I couldn't take any pictures. Fortunately, Ravi Jain from DriveTime was there and he snapped a few. Check it:

Here's G. Xavier Robillard showing the audience his entry for our Thanksgiving Decoration Slam. That's a blurry photo of his elbow with "1620" inscribed on it. It was a "living" Thanksgiving decoration. Very green of him. Al Gore and the polar bears would be so proud.

This was my Thanksgiving decoration. It was a turkey made out of photocopies of my glorious toes. I think it might be the best arts and crafts thing I have ever made in my entire life.

And here's winner Jason Roeder holding the $17,000 trophy that I bought at Party Time. His entry was a detailed drawing of the first Thanksgiving, complete with Pilgrims, Indians, and Scientologists. It was quite moving. Afterwards Jason gave the audience a personality quiz. Good times.

This post is dedicated to Ted Ginn Jr.