The crumbliness of your driveway could really help your handle, and the hill would give you mad rebound-motivation. But dude, where's the hoop? Kant you afford the hoop?

very cute-how do you find video songs like that?

Awesome. I particularly liked the shot of Dom Deluise. And your toes, which if I recall, are a glorious gift from God.

Awesome.

Brilliant. I LOVE Dom Deluise! Love him!

Thanks, everybody. I wrote and produced and performed the song myself.

I am a very important artiste.

Only 54 and half comments to go! So keep them coming!

Love the video! And btw, how did you convince your neighbors to dress in matcing polka-dot outfits? If they can afford matching outfits, they can throw a buck here-or-there for your driveway. ;)

At 59 and 1/2 hours, you could have fixed the drive way yourself. Really. Just the the book Drive Ways for Dummies and cement.

Your voice is angelic!

Yes, it is angelic. So angelic, in fact, that one can only wonder why I haven't received 59 and a half comments about it by now.

I. Don't. Understand.

Seems like Santa could bring a special present for the kids...cement and a putty knife. What else would they do over winter break?

If I see only one driveway-based Internet video this year, it won't be this one.

59 1/2 comments? Ok, here's your ha

That was a great video.

It was also sweet, and oddly educational, like something a school board might have made to help exchange students understand america. There's an awful lot in there. Did your wife make it?

The autumn leaves set off the yellow house across the street beautifully--A New England Pastoral, I call it.

Excellent work!

GIMME MORE OF THE DIVINE C MONKS. HIS MUSICAL STYLINGS ARE BEYOND ANGELIC. which is extremely timely what with the Christmas holiday coming up.

My husband did the exact same thing to his big toenails a long time ago. He did it by jumping up and down on our DRIVEWAY in basketball shoes that were too small. Awesome vid.