It's holiday Christmas time again, and with it comes the return of my Blogvent calendar. For many if not all of you my Blogvent calendar has become the Christmas-y thing you look forward to the most every year. That's because you appreciate the excitement and drama that each new Blogvent surprise brings you! It also means you live a life of low expectations!

But enough about you and your issues; it's Blogvent time. In case you've forgotten how it works (and if so, take a cold, hard look at what you've become), each day there will be a holiday Christmas icon in the bottom corner of the screen. Simply click on the icon and a holiday Christmas surprise will be revealed. Yes, it's that easy and that awesome. Here, click on the first three blogvent icons to practice:

I know: pretty special, right? Wait. Don't answer; the way you want to immediately click away to another site tells me just how special you think it is. Don't thank me now. Just buy me something moderately priced and awesome for holidaymas Christmas and we'll call it even. Fantastic! See you back here tomorrow for the next Blogvent surprise!

This post is dedicated to swollen knuckles.