A Random Act of Outrage Mistakenly Directed at a Kitten.

Posted 01/25/2008 06:41 AM by cmonks in Random Acts of Mistaken Outrage.

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That's right: I'm calling you out, CVS 75 Ft. Roll of Aluminum Foil. You suck. How you can sit there and call yourself aluminum foil is a freaking joke. Instead you should call yourself "Loser Foil" because that's what you are. I hate you. Remember that chicken I roasted last night? You know, the one I covered and stuck in the fridge? Well, it seems the cheap foil I used (HINT: YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!) had a tear in it and it left half the bird exposed overnight. Now the thing is ruined and my fridge smells like chicken. Totally sucks. But thanks anyway, shit for brains. I hope when you die maggots eat you.


This post is dedicated to reacting pretty much like I expected.

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The kitten was fine until you typed the adjective/adverb 'motherfucker' in capital letters. "Oh, C", the kitten thinks. "Not all-caps."

 Posted by: You can call me, 'Sir' at 01/25/2008 09:45 AM

I think the kitten is trying to say "Why didn't he take his medication". But I have had the same conversation with my Costco plastic wrap.

 Posted by: Patti at 01/25/2008 11:52 AM

Oh, Patti, I sure hope you are not referring to Stretch-Tite Premium Plastic Food Wrap, 500 Sq. Ft. Roll (Pack of 4). It's dreamy.

 Posted by: simpleton01 at 01/30/2008 04:27 PM


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