Yankee Pot Roast turns five-years-old this week. It's one of the more consistently funny humor sites around. They've been kind enough to publish a few of my pieces over the years. So today, in lieu of a spectacular post that would blow your freakin' mind, head over to YPR and read stuff that is funnier than anything I can write while sitting here in my pajamas, listening to The Chosen One and Lil' Buddy munch on their french toast.

This post is dedicated to manatees.