When will My Lady learn? I don't get it. You'd think she'd get a clue. Last night we were watching Dancing With the Stars when she said, "Look, there's Marlee Matlin's interpreter. The one that was on The West Wing with her."

And I was like: "Please, woman. That ain't the interpreter that was on The West Wing with her."

And she was like: "Yes, it was."

And I was like: "No, it wasn't."

And I was like: "When will you ever learn? I knows my interpreters to deaf celebrities like I knows the back of my hand."

So she was like: "I don't care. That's the same guy from The West Wing. And stop talking like that."

So I was like: "That dude right there behind Tom Bergeron looks nothing like Bill O'Brien, the actor who played Kenny the interpreter in 15 episodes of The West Wing from 2000-2005."

Then she was all: "Oh. My bad."

Then I was all: "Don't worry about it. Now go get Daddy a donut!"

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