My Glorious Toes Are Impatiently Waiting for the Cabana Boy to Get Them Their Drinks.

Posted 04/22/2008 08:02 AM by cmonks in > vacation, happy to get away.

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They've been polite long enough, really. The next time they see the cabana boy they're going to give him a piece of their minds. No second-rate cabana boy is going to disrespect my glorious toes like that. Just who does he think he is? It's an outrage. They want their fucking mudslides NOW.


This post is dedicated to Reggie Evans.

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Good to see you've shaved your legs for the vacation - razor stubble is such a turn-off in the cabana boy circles.

 Posted by: GlitterPoodle at 04/22/2008 10:59 AM


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