When my glorious toes booked a reservation at this establishment they expected its wallpaper to be a little more classy. But what they got was trash. My glorious toes demand wallpaper with a lot more ugly fish on it. They don't understand why a three-star hotel would skimp on the ugly fish in its wallpaper. It's an outrage. When it comes time to settle the bill, you can bet my glorious toes will demand a discount and a couple coupons for free mudslides. They also wonder when the call girl they ordered will arrive. She was supposed to be here an hour ago.
This post is dedicated to the Keystone Cops.
