My glorious toes think Ginger there has the hots for them. They see the way she's looking at them, all steamy eyes and whatnot. Sadly, they are mistaken. Tommy Lee's glorious toes are behind them, and that's what Ginger has her sights set on. Still, my glorious toes remain oblivious - largely due to the mudslides and Vicodin - and they want Ginger to get up on that pole because they want to make it rain for her - they want to make it rain.

This post is dedicated to yes, yes, I know. I'm still trying to process it all, especially this.