Hi. I'm a better than average dressed 38-year-old man. Father of two, husband to a nationally recognized educator of the year. I'm also a serious artist with a book coming out in the fall. Plus I write a blog that literally dozens of people visit over the course of every one or two months. Then there's that Star Jones/Dwyane Wade thing that I still am having trouble coming to terms with. Despite all that, I'll be otherwise indisposed for the next couple of days. Thanks for your understanding.

This post is dedicated to making your own dinner 'cause daddy is busy smacking up some virtual ho's.