Utter Wonder: The Idle Thoughts Of C. Monks

A Fascinating Discovery.

Posted 05/30/2008 09:47 AM by cmonks in In the News.

So I think these photographs are kind of amazing. Check them out and refer to the following discussion questions while perusing them:

1. Do you think they've read my blog?
2. Should I take it personally if they haven't?
3. What would be the best marketing strategy to get them to buy my book?
4. Did they know it was Locke who was in the coffin?
5. Does this shirt make me look fat?
6. Seriously, they've read my blog before, right?

Have a nice weekend.

This post is dedicated to Old Spice.

Comments.

1. absolutely. 2. absolutely. 3. free ice cream! 4. of course. 5. totally. I mean, not at all. 6. absolutely.

Posted by: Darby at 05/30/2008 01:59 PM

They read your blog every day, but since they don't understand computers they think it's God farting.

Posted by: Ian at 05/30/2008 06:22 PM

Also, since they're primitive, they refer to each blog entry as a "blog," e.g., "did you see that one blog that God farted the other day?"

Posted by: Ian at 05/30/2008 06:24 PM

3. Sell the book on Amazonian.com.

Posted by: tedmom at 05/31/2008 07:50 AM

gourds for their naughty bits.

Posted by: shady180 at 06/02/2008 04:09 PM

I'm sure they read it but because they communicate using the same type of grunts Austrian basement-dwelling kidnappees do, they can't quite add a comment yet.

Posted by: Jody at 06/03/2008 12:26 PM

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