Cyclone in Myanmar
Over a hundred thousand people dead, with the threat of thousands more perishing thanks to military rulers that have refused aide from most of the world.

Earthquake in China
80% of buildings in some cities have been destroyed, thousands killed, many more missing.

Hillary Clinton
Once the heavy favorite, she's now behind in every voting metric and continues to sacrifice her legacy by using backward, right-wing campaign tactics to undermine her opponent and in turn hurt the chances of her party in the general election.

Star Jones and Barbara Walters' Feud
These two television giants continue to go at each other through the press. As of late, Star has taken the high road (no surprise, really), but Walters continues to hammer the former whale. When will it end?

Star Jones and Dwyane Wade's Relationship
I don't understand this. At all. Wilt Chamberlain is no doubt throwing up in his grave.

My Broken Wii
I had to wait a week just for the mailing slip from UPS to arrive in the mail, so I only was able ship it off to be repaired this past weekend. Probably won't get it back for another three weeks. In the meantime, Wii Fit is coming out and I won't be one of the first people to try the game. Totally sucks. If I can't be first, why bother? Am I right? I hate my life!

This post is dedicated to centaurs.