Battle of My Local Baptist Churches' Billboards.

Posted 06/19/2008 07:20 AM by cmonks in This Took All of Four Minutes to Write and For That I am Grateful.

The Cornerstone Baptist Church's Billboard
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Not bad, but a bit heavy handed. I don't see how God's annoying trait of always having to have the last word works as a good advertisement. I mean, besides always being thanked after some guy wins a sporting event, that's the one thing that drives me craziest about God.

The Open Door Baptist Church's Billboard
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Can't fault them for being topical. Still, I'm not so sure I agree with them. Didn't Jesus have home court advantage? And I'm no historian, but I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't rise from the dead against either Kobe Bryant or nine-time World Champion coach Phil Jackson.

WINNER:
The Open Door Baptist Church. Despite its cocky claim and lack of punctuation, they win this battle by a nose. And just so we're clear, God: That's the last word on it.


This post is dedicated to an important update about my book regarding robots.




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Wait, so does this mean there can be no comments? I get confused by all these Commandments.

Posted by: simpleton01 at 06/23/2008 02:59 PM



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