The Cornerstone Baptist Church's Billboard

Not bad, but a bit heavy handed. I don't see how God's annoying trait of always having to have the last word works as a good advertisement. I mean, besides always being thanked after some guy wins a sporting event, that's the one thing that drives me craziest about God.
The Open Door Baptist Church's Billboard

Can't fault them for being topical. Still, I'm not so sure I agree with them. Didn't Jesus have home court advantage? And I'm no historian, but I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't rise from the dead against either Kobe Bryant or nine-time World Champion coach Phil Jackson.
WINNER: The Open Door Baptist Church. Despite its cocky claim and lack of punctuation, they win this battle by a nose. And just so we're clear, God: That's the last word on it.
This post is dedicated to an important update about my book regarding robots.