That's right: I got a minivan now. So suck on it. I'm nearing 40. Got a wife and kids. And a minivan. I win, losers. I WIN.
This post is dedicated to soccer moms.
Navy blue, my favorite color!!!!!!!!!!!
You should invest in a set of spinners now.
If you stare at the right hub cap, you can see the testosterone as it runs away sobbing.
Guess you didn't get your iPhone for Father's Day, eh? Minivan is an appropriate replacement.
A couple of these will manly up your ride.
