Yesterday I was readying myself for some Downward Facing Dog-action on my Wii Fit and discovered that my female trainer had been replaced by the game's male trainer. What's up with that? I didn't select the male trainer; I selected the female trainer. I love the female trainer. We work really well together. It isn't sexual at all. And if it wasn't for her my lats and gluts wouldn't be the monsters that they are. I really didn't want to look at the male trainer doing a Downward Facing Dog while I was doing a Downward Facing Dog. I wanted to look at the female trainer doing a Downward Facing Dog while I was doing a Downward Facing Dog. It wasn't right. Still, being the hero that I am, I went ahead and did the yoga move with the male trainer anyway. Wasn't the same as it is with the female trainer, but if children can starve in Africa than I can do the Downward Facing Dog on the Wii with the male trainer. Thankfully, the female trainer returned for the next exercise. But if this should happen again you can bet I am going to right the Wii people a curt, predominantly typo-free letter.

This post is dedicated to the number 17.